Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Nirvana Singles
Nirvana Singles
20 dec 12
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Alright.. There are three of them, they’re poprock and they make me want to puke.. I hope this is another step towards the long-awaited reviews of Green Day.. Hurry up before the cosmic fart of the Mayans wipes out the Earth..
Blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
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Sure, a review that talks about tracks fits perfectly on the homepage.. I hope this sketch of uselessness is the prologue to a piece on Dos! and Très!, now summoned by popular demand..
Zack Snyder Sucker Punch
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Certainly, one must appreciate the creativity of those trying to find a hidden meaning in this film. Snyder took seven or eight years to complete the screenplay, and at this point, I wonder if, given the results, they didn’t perform a lobotomy on him. It’s a film that plays it safe, very safe: it gives a layer of ambiguous "depth" that is touching enough (see the intro and the ending) and then blasts at full volume long takes that aren’t very exciting, all things considered. Okay, crazy settings but everything has already been seen in video games or various films (Necrovision, Painkiller, Batman Begins, Lord Of The Rings). In the end, the film comes out in the black because it somehow entertained me. The moral? “Take up arms and fight,” which means how to pump up the troubled souls of frustrated teenagers who are neither cool nor will they ever be like the attractive protagonists. A bit underwhelming in the end...
Gravy Train (A Ballad Of) A Peaceful Man
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Nothing to say, it's a very good album. At times it sounds perhaps a bit familiar, but it remains solid and pleasant. Always balancing between hard and melody, but well-balanced and well-played. Another little progressive treasure.
Antonio Taormina Beatles - Tutti i Testi 1962 - 1970
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Can I call you GuttaRax?
Piero Scaruffi Una Storia della Musica Rock
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Laughter not found...
Ferrero Kinder Pan e Cioc Tortina Cacao
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From someone who has invoked Hegel while mocking us with Club Dogo, I expected something much more trashy.
Antonio Polito Contro i papà
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I haven't read the book but, unlike many critics, I have read the review. Really boring and heavy, but I must say one thing: don't let Laura Zambelli from Rogito meet De Lorenzo, it would create a lethal mix. Always assuming you’re not PDL itself...
Yes Close To The Edge
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Welcome back.. And anyway, you're great; the first paragraph is stunning, with the idiotic comments about the cover and a seven-line sentence fired off without even a fixed point.. It’s a syncope! The rest is soft poop, but compliments for the final quote, absolutely useless.. Well done! It’s totally unnecessary to praise further..
The Beatles A Day In The Life
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If read backwards, switching even lines with the odd ones reveals Yog-Sothoth.