Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
The Beatles The White Album
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Great paolofreddo.. Absurd intro as usual (Are you planning to write a review?? But you're already doing it, blessed man!), beautiful the perfectly useless rhetorical questions that make the text heavy, full of fillers, bland, banal, and highly annoying words.. Kudos also for the score given to capocchia.. They are all nice moments, an extra point for holding back from describing the conceptual and complex cover..
Peter Jackson Lo Hobbit - Un viaggio inaspettato
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Fortunately, there are also decent reviews.. The film is a letdown; for those who know the book, it feels unnecessarily stretched and inflated. Visually, it's so glossy and perfect that it becomes cloying and resembles an amusement park.. I also fail to understand the reason for spreading a simple adventure novel over three tedious little films. Probably the director/production tried to surpass the original trilogy starting from much sparser and simpler material, hoping to replicate its success. Tragically and obviously a lost bet.. You could have explained why you think the film is awful instead of offering this sterile and tedious rhyme..
Guns N' Roses Live ?!*@ Like a Suicide
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By the way, you didn't spend even ONE word on the cover.. You could have simply written "cover" and you would have earned at least two votes..
Raffaele Morelli La felicità è dentro di te
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In fact, it is a work divided into two books. The second part is "Push hard and hurt a little bit others too."
Guns N' Roses Live ?!*@ Like a Suicide
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Too abusive! And anyway, it’s written TRACCIE.. Or rather, to do things right, you should write it like this..
Neil Marshall The Descent - Discesa Nelle Tenebre
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Not a bad film.. The tension is well balanced and some scenes really make your stomach churn; not the horrifying ones though, which are often predictable and seen before: as long as the monsters are just hinted at, the film works, but then, as it’s obvious, it starts to unravel a bit.. The moments of greatest tension are those that are more properly spelunking (the protagonist stuck in the tunnel, the girl hanging who opens the way over the abyss), while some ideas, like the pseudo warrior metamorphosis of the protagonist, are almost ridiculous.. It’s certainly filmed in the least dark cave I’ve ever seen.. Overall a positive balance, for a modern horror it’s worth it..
Francesco Fioretti Il Quadro Segreto di Caravaggio
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With a title like that, the author should have been Giacobbo..
HBO Band Of Brothers
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A beautiful, engaging, and moving series, also complemented by great actors. Valuable also because it is stripped of the rhetoric that burdens other productions dealing with WWII. Good review, but let me make a tiny (and a bit pedantic) note: the Great War is the First, not the Second.. ;)
Claudio Baglioni Un piccolo Natale in più
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You're absolutely right, especially in the last paragraph, when you talk about that vile gastropod Mollica (nomen omen).. But those poor souls rushing to fLotte are a sight that can't be tolerated auhahuauh..
Merry fucking Christmas!
Peter Gabriel III
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"...and I write and I write words that try to celebrate a myth already celebrated enough, an artist who doesn't need introductions and about whom all comments have been exhausted": so what the hell are you still going on about?