Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Procol Harum A Whiter Shade of Pale
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A legendary song and rightly one of the most famous of all time.. But as I see it, Procol Harum as a band will peak the following year with "In Held 'Twas In I," a track that is far too overlooked and to which progressive rock owes a lot..
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
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Aahahah.. Beautiful review, packed with expressions that are nothing short of epic.
"Hourglass of words" and "privileged disc" are excellent, but the most sublime part is undoubtedly the tail: "for those who want to savor a bit of dusty music but that with a wet handkerchief can make it simultaneously shiny and clean"!!! Mythical!! Please, roll some joints and send this stuff in bundles..
Tame Impala Currents
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This review made me shit like, and maybe even more than, "Innerspeaker".. In fact, what the fuck am I doing in here, it's you who needs to think about the brain! Let's swap places, I'll clean the windows and you pick up the skull of this asshole..
David Ayer Fury
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I missed it; I really wanted to see it. I was curious because, if I’m not mistaken, it’s one of the first (if not the first) "modern" war films that features tanks that actually fought, and not replicas or decommissioned vehicles disguised with swastikas (like in "La Battaglia dei Giganti," just to name one...). The story also reminds me of that old classic "Sahara." I’ll try to catch it somehow; it seems to be a decent film and definitely not something to disregard, especially considering how you write about it...
Mike Slee The Great Martian War 1913 - 1917 (La Grande Guerra Marziana)
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Nice tip, seems like curious and interesting stuff.. Thx!
Mike Hodges Flash Gordon
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Seriously, I don't get you... Should I be angry? Look, if you have so much bitterness inside you and this excessive desire to dig up all my reviews to throw shade at me, go ahead... Everyone waste their time however they want...
Duncan Jones Moon
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Nice resurgence; a very successful film. It's solid and simple, excellently optimized in terms of costs and evocative in its literally lunar light. Sam Rockwell is very good in a role that, among other things, was anything but easy. Nothing transcendent, but it’s worth watching. The miniatures are beautiful!
George Miller Mad Max Fury Road
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I thought I would find more Mad Max fans here on Debaser, but instead, many of you don’t even remember the initial "trilogy" well... It's been about twenty years since there's been talk of a sequel to Beyond Thunderdome, which for me is the best in the series, and I was hoping, about ten years ago, that Mel Gibson would really come back. However, Hardy is a great choice and I'm almost sure the reboot will live up to the hype. The Mad Max imagery is something epic and unforgettable from the '80s, and I'm really curious to see what has come out with today's budgets and FX.
Too bad about the review... I was afraid it would end up in Nes's hands, and sure enough, it did. The tone and attitude of a bimbominkia are really sad, and in this ridiculous page, it's clear that you don’t have anything serious to say about Mad Max. And then, 22 euros and a papyrus page for a movie that you just “kind of liked”?? But isn’t it that it actually blew your mind and you’re dreaming about it even at night? Because after reading you, the suspicion is strong... By the way, just to be clear, it’s your problem buddy… Stay Nes forever!
Noel Gallagher Esibizione e Intervista a "Che Tempo che fa" del 15-03-2015, Rai 3
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What the hell did he expect from a conniving and useless little priest like Fazio? A mediocre artist who has been living for years in the demeanor of a rock star goes for a promotional interview on a do-gooder, politically correct, and hypocritical show (and thus very popular in Italy) and is even surprised by the awkward atmosphere? At least he should just be quiet...
Frankie Hi-NRG MC DePrimoMaggio
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Yet another paruculo of 100% italiotic race... After the ridiculous carnival attitude of "Disconnect The Power" and the ugly company, there he is, fattened up and semi-intellectual on display on public TV, from Sanremo to that crap called "The Voice"... Anyone who appreciates people like that should rinse their brain.