Hetzer

Everything's a fucking act: a real piece of shit would have titled the track "Aragosta Negra."

What a shitty review... And what magnificent crap of a movie! A heartfelt thank you to Asylum and its damn mockbusters made of papier-mâché, filmed in a garage with $200,000, CGI straight out of a 90s dinosaur documentary, and dog actors like Lorenzo Lamas in top form... Unwatchable, but certainly more genuine than 90% of the mega-productions that shamelessly mimic it...

The egg was born first.. The review didn't make me laugh.. Neither does the album make me laugh; it just leaves you in silence..

"(you're the one who tried to save the last terminator, right?)" No.. Besides the little dog that smells like ass, there's also the one that distorts the reality of words.. Go and read the review again, be a good boy. And give it a one while you're at it, come on! If I hadn't mentioned you in a comment, you would never have been here writing to me. Accept reality: I called you and you came running, drooling, and you even followed me on two reviews.. I'll put a halter on you and take you out to graze even in 2016.. Now lie down, you little rascal, you've made enough asses of yourself..

A nice song that I don’t mind even now.. The movie was terrible though!

Sure.. You can twist it however you want, but the fact remains: Hetzer writes some random nonsense and Nes rushes to sniff it, just like a fly, like the frustrated and beaten dog that you are.. I repeat: wake up! Now, this discussion ends here because it makes no sense: you've done everything by yourself, you've confirmed yourself as the miserable fool you always are. You could have done two things after reading the notification about me: and as usual, you did the more foolish and stupid one.. Well done! Happy New Year, trash..

No, were you being ironic?? But don't tell me!! I have to admit, though, that you’re quite a good obedient puppy; just mention you randomly in a random comment on a random review and you’re immediately all in, running to smell my ass... Good little monkey! Please, keep not evolving. Remain the miserable fool you’ve always been, maybe you can earn a peanut or two...

Sure! I hope that after this exploit you feel better... Did you see it in the end? Don’t worry about replying; I'm just asking out of kindness, I actually couldn't care less..

I really enjoyed this film; it’s terse, sparse, and well-acted. The emotional tension of the escape preparation is very engaging, and on top of that, there’s curiosity about a story that not everyone knows. Here, Herzog's jungle takes on a new face, after that of Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo. A must-see.

An enjoyable and somewhat lackluster entertainment film; that's what it's all about. Fun enough, without the hypertrophic excesses in CGI of the previous trilogy, filled with senseless dialogues thrown around haphazardly, featuring mostly well-cast actors (the most likeable is Oscar Isaac) and packed with references to the original trilogy. Nothing special, but for crying out loud, they could have put a bit more effort into the villain department and come up with something better than those two-bit caricatures, not to mention the giant Gollum, absolutely ridiculous.
The plot and twists are painfully obvious, but I was totally convinced that the old heroes would all die; they’ll probably take out the other two in the sequels.
The early Star Wars, seen as a kid, are a whole different story; there's no point in comparing.
On one thing, I particularly agree with you: there's nothing original, and the ingredients are overcooked. The prequels were unworthy and clumsy, but at least they tried to introduce some new elements. But that’s fine, in the end, we’re talking about a Christmas holiday movie.