Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,57

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Michelle Hunziker Una vita apparentemente perfetta

28 mar 21

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I am more interested in the life cycle of cockroaches than in what this incapable brat with a jawline that would make Ron Moss envious says about her life of privilege and lack of talent.

Mark Pavia The Night Flier

20 mar 21

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Rivers of words for a cheap little movie that the average viewer forgets after a night’s sleep or a morning at work, depending on when someone chooses to waste time watching it. Sloppy and poorly made, and indeed the director has practically disappeared from the radar since then. You are incredibly hollow, but unlike that idiot @[Talkin' Meat] you show some competence, at least in pop/culture quoting. Shoot a page like that on "Evil Clutch," please: it would be a lysergic trip like we haven't seen in years.

Russ Meyer Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

11 mar 21

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I found this film to be somewhat crap, a bit boring, and occasionally amusing, just like all of Meyer’s works I've seen. Fundamentally, it’s a piece of work that’s half-assed but reaches cult status because American prudery and respectability are either shaken or enchanted by the pop inventions of a peeper like Russ Meyer. “Vixens” was at least more entertaining. This review is overly enthusiastic, packed with cinephile jargon, and completely lacks substance. A preemptive "who cares" to the expert cinema nerd who might tell me to go fuck myself by saying, "You don’t like this film because you don’t understand shit about cinema!1!1" Well, whatever…

Il Festival di Sanremo Sanremo 2021:la bolgia umana va in vacanza a Santa Marinella

8 mar 21

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I can think of all the bad things about Sanremo, and I boast for years that I’m capable of not listening to even a minute of it, of not seeing even a single frame. I don't know what that string of names is that I see popping up in bold as I scroll through the text, I don't know what they do exactly, other than being disgusting. I would like to give you one because you made a titanic effort to describe trash from the past masquerading as modern stuff, but I won’t because I haven’t even read you. And I pride myself eight days a week on my prejudices, in this case.

Wishbone Ash Raw to the Bone

6 mar 21

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I have been grotesquely "attracted" by the cover, truly terrible, that oozes ugliness and "I wish I could but I can't" in every stroke.. I will never listen to the album, but the review is excellent and almost makes you want to listen to it.. But is Mr. Andy Powell related to Mr. Cozy Powell?

King Crimson Lizard

1 mar 21

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I’m sorry, sincerely, I really didn’t like this review. I won’t rate it because I would risk being truly harsh, but no, no, and no.. Too personal, too contrived, too verbose, with atmospheres (I risk being offensive…) from a softcore movie.. Then every time I read references to the transient storm of Covid in here, I become almost furious.. It’s acceptable in regular reviews, but not in yours and not while writing about a similar album.. Please don’t take it the wrong way..

Asia Argento Total Entropy

27 feb 21

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I didn't understand if it's a supercazzola, a parody, or a terrifying waste of historical reconstruction.. Asia Argento, the awkward person who has suddenly rediscovered herself as a self-righteous moralist.. People who should be forgotten, or at most, reviewed between a Gregorio and "Muscolo Rosso"..

Edmund Hillary Tenzing Norgay on the Summit of Everest

23 feb 21

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Edit to the review: "Corrected some other minor typos." See the old version Tenzing Norgay on the Summit of Everest - Edmund Hillary - recensione Versione 2

Edmund Hillary Tenzing Norgay on the Summit of Everest

23 feb 21

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Revision of the review: “Correction of typos and edits.” See the old version Tenzing Norgay on the Summit of Everest - Edmund Hillary - recensione Versione 1

Tangerine Dream Exit

22 feb 21

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I like the idea that I inspired you a bit with my review of "Logos"... You articulate very well the allure of the 80s Tangerine Dream, who sound incredibly and almost incongruously fresh. I'm not sure how much of it is "nostalgia"; I find that certain soundscapes from those years are really very effective. Unfortunately, the only one I remember well is "Kiev Mission," so I'm diving right into a recovery session!