Hetzer

There are much worse posters; this one, all things considered, is redeemable. I downloaded the comic, and I must say that certain panels are really similar to the shots from the movie.

From the comments, it’s clear that Bisius is a poor jerk. You're right about the film's photography, which is very effective, but you're wrong to praise the dialogues, which often make you laugh. For example, when Xerxes approaches Leonidas, puts his hands on his shoulders, and says, "My slaves do not fear only my whip..." What the hell... The moral is rough and effective in its simplicity, and the images manage to give us impressive dynamism, even if they sometimes overdo it with the slow-motion. This is not a historical film, but an epic fantasy, so everything can be accepted, even the monsters and the goats playing the cembalo, in the right doses. It should be taken for what it is, without digressions.

Together with "Jaws," the best Spielberg film, in my opinion.. Great choice and great description..

We didn't understand each other.. The scene may have value for us who know that the film is rubbish, but those who made the film wanted that scene to be coherent and likable.. All of this is unacceptable..

My penis has taken a mistake.. For the simple reason that absolute ugliness cannot exist, because there will always be someone capable of doing worse than the worst movie in the universe, according to the well-known rule that it's hard to climb to the empyrean but it's incredibly easy to throw oneself dead into the well of Democritus.. More than anything, one can make a distinction between trash films that are deliberately quirky, absurd, badass, and poorly made but are still enjoyable and fun (for example, the unmissable "Toxic Avenger") and films like this one, made with a vomit-inducing incompetence and inertia but that have the pretensions of a film that aims to be successful. The ugly also becomes unpleasant here, the ridiculous is irritating, the impeccable coarseness gives a stomachache.. The best scene is perhaps the most often cited one of the nighttime assault, where screenplay, direction, editing, and actor management effectively conspire to carry out an assault on decency, and they do it with grace.. The rest is crap, period, gratuitous and without the slightest charm.

Damn no, I wanted to give you a three in the review...

A somewhat cold but serious analysis, and an ultra-flat album that certainly doesn't stand out in the sea of slimy banalities that characterize the new musical century. But the Evanescence, in my opinion, to this day, if they don't sound like Avril Lavigne, we’re pretty close... And pure pop for teenage girls-fake-alternative-pseudo-dark- with-acne-chubby-unlucky...

What a shame..

Thank you for your support, but I disagree with the notion that the words "Hunziker," "act," and "well" can coexist within the same sentence. As far as I'm concerned, I find that dear Kunzinker can't do anything well, because she can't sing, dance, or act, and she can't even make people laugh. It's sad, that's all, because she tries in every way to show a charm and a talent that are actually light-years away from her.

The review is a bit too constraining and does not convey the sense of unease that the film evokes.. Cursed and legendary, I wonder if it will ever be possible to see it in all its raw, abhorrent brilliance..