Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7089 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Lenny Kravitz Circus
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I think you might be related to Birbabirba.. This review is absolutely terrible..
Korn Mtv Unplugged
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Korn are not (really) a metal band anymore.. The mere presence of the MTV symbol on the cover is enough to make it clear that this album is garbage.. They’ll attract all those faux-alternative teenagers (yes, the same ones..). But Korn have always given me uncontrollable bowel movements, so my judgment is a bit biased.. However, I actually liked the review..
Genesis Invisible Touch
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It's what I've been repeating for years.. If Pietro does crap, is it gold?? And don't come telling me that his music was more noble because when it comes to sycophancy and commercialism, we're right there..
Il Teatro Degli Orrori Dell'Impero Delle Tenebre
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Beautiful headline..
Fritz Lang Metropolis
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I liked the novel by Thea Von Harbou.. And it is the novel that inspired the film, not the other way around, make that clear..
Verdena 13.04.2007 Live @ Trezzo
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Rorix, after such a condescending comment, do you put five?
The Verve Urban Hymns
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Here comes Birbabirba, I meant, Bisius, from the heights of his culture... Just to stay on the topic of counterfeiters...
Verdena 13.04.2007 Live @ Trezzo
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Can one separate the man from the artist? I believe not.. The Verdena are three pretentious clowns, their music winks at dozens of different and, moreover, overused influences.. The rest, their stuff, is mush.. Perhaps it's true that they are among the best that Italian music has to offer, but that's because Italian music is a gigantic body afflicted by necrosis..
Jesus Franco Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
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Disgustingly awful and trashily over the top, B at full throttle, screaming, overloaded, debauched, and crippled... In short, a masterpiece.
Fritz Lang Metropolis
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Yes, even One Hundred and One Dalmatians is inspired by Metropolis, did you know that? The mass (the 101) against the despotic power (Cruella de Vil). You hadn't realized the deep socio-metaphorical parallelism, huh?? A really nice film, and to think that back in the day, someone judged it a monstrous kitsch.. It was also very much liked by Hitler, oops.. The '84 re-release with the rock soundtrack was terrible, and the scene with the Moloch-devouring men was fabulous.. We need more films like that.