Hetzer

DeRank : 5,57
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Il Festival di Sanremo Sanremo 2023: e non abbandonarci a 'sta canzone, ma liberaci da Sanremo, Ama
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Of course, I have the slightest idea of what I'm talking about.. And it would make me immensely proud, if I cared about any of this.. And all of you rightly saying: "So what?"
And of course you would be right, it's obvious...
Amanda Lear I Am a Photograph
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I doubt that Brian Ferry would do it, to put it in a Dadaist way, throw it out... Or would he? The review feels like the morbid flipping through the pages of Postalmarket, and it says nothing concrete about the album, what a shame!
Yak Pursuit Of Momentary Happiness
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I like this album and I'm enjoying it... Nothing miraculous, but there’s creativity, a search for effective solutions, and most of the tracks work well. It stumbles in the songs that most reference (that clown) Jack White, while in the tracks that touch on prog, the crank really moves nicely; "The Words Fail Me" is exemplary in this regard. It's a shame that the collaboration with Watson didn’t come to fruition, because I like "Gumby," both with Pond and as a solo artist...
Linkin Park Lost
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I believe you shouldn't abandon the debaser shores..
There are still P.O.D and "Dawson's Creek" to review.. There's Vincenzo Mollica.. There are the latest Limhal albums to reassess.. There are users to "educate", writerly things that need to be made clear to us.. You wrote an editorial saying you love us: were they all lies? A capitatio benevolentiae?
Who will write the analysis of Mr. Belvedere that we are all (perhaps) waiting for with (likely) anxiety?
Paola&Chiara Furore
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I'm in a hurry, give me the summary: are they getting into porn or not?
Aardvark Aardvark
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I only know them by name; I don’t know why they remind me, even just in an ideal sense, of the Spring, another group from the "first and last flare."
I don’t love reviews that feel a bit ā€œderivative,ā€ but you did a great job.
Well done!
Glen Larson Supercar (Knight Rider)
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@[Trophy] orbital bullshit: no one, except the weak, swallows anything for force.. The Italian Song Festival is swallowed by those who want to swallow it, cited by those who want to cite it, evoked by those who want to evoke it.. It's not the tax declaration, a meteor shower, or the stench of decay we smell when we go to vote..
Glen Larson Supercar (Knight Rider)
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A rather mediocre series, mostly due to the "I wish I could" expectations and the presence of a terrible actor whose peak, in my opinion, has come and gone with "Starcrash." If you don’t know him, YOU DO NOT have the right to talk about Hasselhoff! That said, I would expect from you, I’d say rightfully, the review of "DoRe CiakGulp."
PS: the opening line ("He just turned forty and doesn’t look a day over") is based on one of the most democristian, cattocommunist, and whispered-blasphemy phrases that exist.
Lil Yachty Let's Start Here
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But are Tame Impala post-rock? Really?
Fattore Rurale Raccolgo la notte
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I remembered the Potential Factor, a farmer from Basilicata.. Is it him?