Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7088 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Terry Zwigoff Babbo Bastardo (Bad Santa)
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The socio-philosophical claims of the review make me laugh, and they seem like nonsense to me. You forgot to mention the things that I think are more important: it’s a cynical comedy that brilliantly rides the wave of political incorrectness, kills goodwill while simultaneously exploiting it to tug at the heartstrings, it’s bold and it makes you laugh a lot with crackling dialogues and over-the-top anti-heroic characters. The only flaw is the ending, which really sucks; other than that, it’s an enjoyable evening. Next time, just watch the movie and forget about the revolution.
Tokio Hotel Scream
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I heard them on the radio today.. But the singer is really out of tune, completely.. How is it possible that no one notices?
Yes Tales From Topographic Oceans
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This review is a testament to the ignorance and the clichés it feeds. You are just one of many. A criticizable album, but this is not a critique, it's a farce.
Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad
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I definitely prefer your review of Tokio Hotel. This one is way too mild. It drives me crazy from start to finish, just like that useless and pathetic Amy Vinocasa (I prefer Keys, the one who's actually good, it seems). This album is baby food for the ignorant, as always. You're right, though, her hair looks like it's been licked by a pig. Actually, her hairstylist is Chuck Norris.
Chuck E. Weiss 23rd and Stout
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Chuck.. It’s spelled E. Weiss but pronounced Norris..
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced?
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Chuck Norris invented the double handle. His hands were too fast for just one handle.
Chuck Norris also invented the triple handle.. But that’s another story..
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced?
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Chuck Norris invented the double handle. His hands were too fast for just one handle.
Chuck Norris also invented the triple handle.. But that’s another story..
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band / With a Little Help From My Friends
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Dressed as an orchestra musician, Chuck Norris appears on the cover of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". Four times.
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced?
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Chuck Norris taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar. But Jimi never surpassed the master, and in fact, he used both hands.