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DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7088 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Oliver Stone Ogni maledetta domenica

14 nov 10

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You don't make me laugh for shit. You only got us on Oliver Stone, the asshole director. The movie is worth it though, even if it’s stuffed with rhetoric and stereotypes.

Piotta S(u)ono diverso

13 nov 10

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Sorry, but what the hell does that idiot Angelini have to do with this?? "Roberto Angelini as one of the best modern singer-songwriters": You must have really strained yourself to come up with such bullshit..

DeBaser Recensioni Scritte Da Chi Vuole

12 nov 10

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The downside of debaser is the fakes.. My favorite de-user remains STIPE, who disappeared after a few months of thrilling emotions and 51 shitty reviews, half of which were copied..

Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland

11 nov 10

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If I watch it, it will be by accident, also because honestly Johnny Depp playing the crazy jester has pissed me off, and Burton for me is now just one of many..

Ron Underwood Tremors

11 nov 10

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Sorry, but who the hell wrote that review? The fugitive or 19 lengths? Maybe both...

Ron Underwood Tremors

11 nov 10

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It's a great coming-of-age film. Silly and cocky, but lively, at times original and very well made: even now the worms always have their impact. It's full of memorable scenes, not least the monster riddled with buckshot. It's one of those genuine films from back in the day, rough, functional, visceral, not like the crap they throw in our faces these days. A disgraceful and worthless review.

Kylie Minogue Body Language

9 nov 10

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Kylie doesn't deserve all this bias. You're right; besides her extreme beauty, she has charm, initiative, and a good dose of talent. She's not trash, useless, and a show-off like her colleagues (see Madonna), and she's a league above that fake, manufactured bitch Lady Gaga, just to name one. Good review.

Arzachel Arzachel

8 nov 10

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I thought it was a record by Uriel. A beautiful story, well told.

Zucchero Chocabeck

7 nov 10

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The figure of Zucchero is pitiful; he is a thief as well as a clueless jerk. The review goes down like a shot of warm peach vodka. I don't hesitate for a moment to give the right rating to this bearded fraud's umpteenth stooge.