Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Jean Claude, Madre Sensualità a Corte
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Not to be snobbish, but it just has never made me laugh.. Even trying hard, I can't stand Jean Claude's squawky voice and the terribly sad gags.. Never say, the real one, was a totally different thing, huh..
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
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The review is well-written, but the first part is annoying and pointless, and I really didn't get the requiem tone of the ending; are you suggesting they're on the decline? Give me a break, these guys are thriving… The U2 are now a sad, stale band, painfully short on ideas and comfortably floating on the endless sea of their sky-high earnings. What? Oh, but these are the Coldplay?? Sorry, I hadn't noticed at all. Anyway, "Paradise" triggers an abundant secretion of semi-solid, not-so-noble materials; it would have been hard to find a more dreadful single.. The rating goes to it..
Aleksandr Rodcenko Lilja Brik
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Didn't like anything.. Neither the review nor the photo.. I won't rate you because you don't deserve harsh criticism..
Pino Scotto Live @ Hobb's End Piobesi Torinese (TO) 14.10.2011
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But you ugly donkey, you are fedricolaurent... At least manage your clones better, idiot! Alright, this is the classic provocation operation from feich, but this time it’s not funny at all. You’re as pleasant as a mouthful of sand.
Edgar Froese Ages
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Well done, great review! You really piqued my interest because I don't know anything about Froese's solo career. I also went back to reread some of your (excellent) reviews; I'm starting to listen right away...
Penny Marshall Jumpin' Jack Flash
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One of the movies from my youth.. I remember that on the cover of the VHS there was Whoopi with the giant toothbrush and the penguin slippers.. Nice, but to call it an action movie is a bit of a stretch. I recall the joke about the phone numbers on the frying pan and the dress in the shredder.. Fun and intelligent as a film, unlike today’s crap..
Walt Disney Paperino nel Mondo della Matemagica
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Great review, I fully agree with the description of Donald and I totally share your views on his enormous superiority over that annoying hysterical queer Mickey Mouse. However, I don't share the enthusiasm for this short, which I find really boring; perhaps because math has always been my nemesis..
Gregorio Insieme A Noi
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I would like to draw your attention to the min. 2:00 of "Insieme a noi".. The insert of a car crash is a touch of huge class. The producer is, however, a genius, the lyricist was probably suffering from syphilis, the metrics of the verses have been brutally violated time and time again.. In short, a wonderfully stinky marvel!
Pooh Buona Fortuna
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A charmingly trashy review..
3D Realms Duke Nukem Forever
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Maybe it's because I've grown up in the meantime, but this game was just a letdown for me. The energy of Duke Nukem 3D was light years ahead, and recycling the stadium boss is definitely sad... You might as well play the old Duke 3D with the high resolution pack: it's way more satisfying..