Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

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Queen A Kind Of Magic

27 feb 12

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What a useless review: no trashumance or mother phrases.. What’s the point of all this?

Scott Spiegel Hostel: Part III

27 feb 12

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But who keeps producing this garbage? The first one was already a pointless and even pathetic film with its repetitive and utterly predictable insistence on senseless violence.

Beautiful in its squalor is the introduction, rich in pathos and ignorant pride.. The rest is a bit thrown together though, and the trash here relies only on repetitions and middle school constructs.. A lovely gem is "topics of every nationality"; strange that you didn't use the excellent expression "from a textual point of view" which cracks me up every time I read it.. Anyway, you've wasted a lot of unnecessary words for this hypocritical and cunning buffoon..

Adriano Celentano Facciamo Finta Che Sia Vero

27 feb 12

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As a fake, federicolaurent is much more successful and likable than the crude and spineless trantavoltemegl.. Celentano is an insult to intelligence, a character so bovine that only in our derelict country can it find enough humus to survive.. I will never listen to the album, but I'm still going to stick my neck out, also because the super-trash cover is truly enticing..

Anthony Minghella The English Patient

25 feb 12

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Oops.. I'm just finding out that he died four years ago...

Anthony Minghella The English Patient

25 feb 12

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Look, I'm not the type to get bored easily and I usually even watch the so-called "blockbusters," but this movie really put me to sleep. By the way, Minghella tricked me with "Return to Something Mountain" too: I went to the cinema just to please a girl I was dating, I fell asleep and she got (inexplicably) upset, so goodbye.. Damn him!

AA.VV. Sanremo 2012 - 62° Festival della canzone Italiana

24 feb 12

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A trash program deserves a review that matches its level. In my opinion, this one does not.

David Brooks ATM - Trappola mortale

24 feb 12

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I believe this film will show up sooner or later in the filmbrutti forum.. I accidentally saw the trailer and started laughing.. You too, very nice review..

Il teatro degli orrori A Sangue Freddo

24 feb 12

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It’s obvious that you were inspired by the syntax and prosody of Mago Gabriel to write this, but you missed the mark; despite the effort to write in a childish and canine manner (when you say that DUE is paradoxically the second track of the album, it’s clear that you’re mocking us) it’s not funny.. However, the part about the group’s logistical components is good..