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DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Vasco Rossi Buoni O Cattivi
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Well done, Tarantiniano... Good job for bravely choosing to tackle a critique... As for the critique itself, it’s not quite right. Too little trash, many repetitions, a breathless and exhausting rhythm, and above all, an excessive thumbs-down for the ratings of each individual song—it's an unnecessary and irritating gimmick. You’ve even been too generous with this pseudo-alternative MTV-approved regurgitation, one of the most disgusting and demoralizing "things" we have in Italy...
Frank Coraci Cambia la tua vita con un click
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A cute little movie and nothing more, plus honor and glory to the beautiful Kate Beckinsale... Your review is written quite poorly, full of exaggerations and mistakes, but "ignorà" made me double over with laughter and gives you a trash point.
Peter Jackson Bad Taste
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I beg you, Tarantino-style, next time write a review of an album or a movie that you despised... I really want to see what you pull out of the hat..
Peter Jackson Bad Taste
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Review written without lexical pirouettes and therefore quite boring. You quote haphazardly and repeatedly the special effects and waste a lot of words to say… nothing. The reference to "La Cosa" doesn't have a blessed thing to do with it. Written in no way tarantinian and therefore deplorable and useless. The film is a trash gem, but Jackson's peak is undoubtedly the stunning "Braindead."
Litfiba Desaparecido
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What is it, the budding spring awakens the trolls?
Lou Reed e Metallica Lulu
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You’re making me want to listen to it.. Especially because the absolutely gorgeous cover is so inviting.. What do you think, should I give it a try?
Litfiba Desaparecido
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You give your best when you abandon all inhibitions: and so here it is, the geography of the world of tomorrow, with voodoo mixing it up with gypsies and Mexico populated by Indians. And here comes the construction, built with a scrotum, like: "the keyboard organ fits the piece very well, transforming it into an almost classical piece"; amidst repetitions, redundancies, and the now-classic genre and number chords stacked nonsensically, one reaches the essence of ugly. I would ask you for the next time to review an album that you don't like rather than a masterpiece; in my opinion, some good stuff comes out of that.. The joke about the Banca del Mutuo Soccorso is truly sad, a genuinely childish provocation.. You are an excellent confirmation of trash reviews anyway, well done..
Louis Armstrong The Complete Masters 1925-1945
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Beautiful review, passionate and energetic.. He... well, it's Louis Armstrong..
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
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After "Viva la Vida" and "No Line On The Horizon," they're now just a sideshow act.. I'm amazed by Brian Eno, who isn't satisfied with the money he's already made with them and persists in putting his hands in the muck.. Kudos to Bono, though, who despite being over sixty still keeps a voice like a thirty-five-year-old..
Megaherz Wer Bist Du
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Sorry, this review has been sitting on the homepage for days and I can't take it anymore: this cover looks really ridiculous to me.. Who is it?