De-cano

DeRank ™: 0,13

DeAge™ : 7126 days • Here since 6 december 2006

Roger Bunn Piece Of Mind

24 jan 07

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Lost is not responding to you because it certainly doesn't have time to waste with assholes like you who live to annoy others. SHUT UP EVERYONE, because on this page you've already farted too much.

Ah, how idiotic the comments of the metallonzobionico are.. but this time many have surpassed you, many who didn’t understand that, as arrogant and unpleasant as he is, the reviewer enrybaxx had a lot to teach us. Now screw yourselves, hop on the tram and don’t cry over spilled milk, useless and ignorant users, crème de la crème of scum.

Can Tago Mago

23 jan 07

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"Inability is often the mother of constraint, and constraint is the great mother of inventive performance."

Eminem Eminem Presents The Re-Up

23 jan 07

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We eagerly await the new cards from this mentor, in the meantime, famous a broom...

Rats C'est Disco

23 jan 07

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One of the first female voices of Italian rock, plus other various nonsense in such a few lines... it surely deserves a 5 just for this ability to concentrate. I also invite the user Iside to raise her rating, provided they are willing.

Enzo Jannacci The Best

23 jan 07

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The aforementioned Jannacci is much more effective as a writer than as a singing minstrel. Giovanni Decano deflates upon listening to his records, because he is a Man.

AA.VV. Rhythms del Mundo

22 jan 07

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But how much self-referentiality and egocentrism, the isicùr and the gilmour make it look like a joke!

Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica

22 jan 07

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Psychopomps, from your review, nothing more is learned than what the critic in question has already stated, nor anything that could emerge from a careful listening of the album. In fact, there would be many disputable points (not those shared with Piero, who, in terms of analysis and historical references—not personal insertions—knows his stuff), and if you want, I could sit here playing the professor with a red pencil and a blue pencil, but I don’t think that reflects my modesty. If you want, of course!

Bob Dylan Down In The Groove

22 jan 07

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But of course, Lethe, yours isn't a sub-brand; it's a mythological reference that's very "in," I understood that. What you fail to perceive, beyond the fact that if I wanted to start a literary revolution I wouldn't be here rambling like you presumptuous ones, scholarly or not but still presumptuous, is the fine line that separates humor from seriousness, conventionality from alternativity, enunciation from verdict, the shabby from the real, and so on. These things, my dear, I can’t explain to you even with a thousand posts, because I neither possess omnipotence nor telepathy. And I’ll redirect you, if anything, to a potential upcoming "standard" review of this album, if anyone feels like it, to show you that it would read as pathetically as the listening experience of this album, if not more. Regards, Giovanni Decano.

Mutiilation Majestas Leprosus

20 jan 07

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I am greatly honored to have come to know this mysterious secret from a sub-brand of mineral water, which has even learned to click on De-altre, but I, the undersigned, ruin nothing; I only want to have a bit more commentary on my review (a human sentiment common to all de-reviewers), which stands out from the others, pathetic and ultra-standard, seeking to capture in a divergent way the meaning of a record that is already pathetic in itself, and therefore absolutely and even more distressing if treated in the manner of a “beautiful” review, as you say. With respect, therefore, I would throw and scatter the manure on the faces of ridiculous conventionalists like you, dear sub-brand of mineral water... In faith, Giovanni Decano.