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P.S. Legendary metal 89!!!!!!!! The next review of this album we’ll write together, so this fucked-up thing gets printed, rolled up nicely, and starts getting licked a bit (then we introduce another item to suck on that isn’t a penis, a popsicle, and I don’t know what else has been mentioned!)

Ah, and never dare to insult Kirk again, or my balls will unscrew from how much you make me rotate them! :(

Damn! I just started with the Czech Guardians, and for now I only know this album... and what an album... it gives me goosebumps! I haven't read the review.

Damn guys.. try to control us. It was a good attempt. Whether it ridiculed Master of Puppets or not, we must admit that it's not easy at all to hold a concert with an orchestra made up of 100 musicians. And think of those who would have liked to be there (myself included), to say "it was a bit of a flop, but I was there!!!", or "a memorable day for metal, a memorable day...". Personally, I really appreciated it as an album.

As an album, it sucks! Where's the spirit of Metal, dear Metallica? And above all: where the hell are the superb and venerable solos of KIRK? The only good thing about this album was making me discover this great band (W FRANTIC-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-toc !!!!). I won't rate the review because I haven't read it.

Master of Puppets? Come on, let’s be clear: it’s the best album to come from the mind (and heart) of Metallica. It’s obvious they’ll never top this, eheheh.

...or the psychiatrist!!!

Fuck all those who claim that Metallica suck, and especially you, Vic Sorriso... shame on you, get off the duck dance and learn what music is. Metallica is only disappointing with their latest album, St. Anger (there and only there do I grant you the right to insult them)! Moreover, I suggest, dear Vic Sorriso, that you go confess (not that I believe in God), because it would only do you good; you would take up a good priest's day (provided he’s competent enough for such a complicated and heavy confession). If you want another piece of advice, I suggest you spill your numerous frustrations to a paid psychiatrist who's there to listen to you, not to us poor idiots who have to (or want to) reply to you and comment on your SHIT REVIEW!!!!!
P.S. I don’t rate the review because there are no low scores like the ones I’m thinking of... bye bye... and let me know what the priest tells you!

I have to say that the song that struck me the most on this album is "One". The others are very complex, beautiful but not very catchy. Does anyone remember the movie Amadeus? Well, I find myself in the shoes of that old fool who claims that Mozart's works had too many notes, and I make the same criticism about the songs on this album (which I still find very successful, it’s just a matter of taste, of course). Poor to adequate review: let’s say a nice 2, come on (but it’s very close to a 3).

Makké "ENOUGH WITH THE REVIEWS OF THE IRONS!".. keep going and insist!!! =)