Ilpazzo

DeRank : 0,17
DeAge™ : 7172 days • Here since 21 october 2006
Camillo Mastrocinque Totò A Parigi
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Oh my God, tonight I reread this fake review and the comments after years. You really fell for it! Honor to Totò! :)
Federico Fellini La Città delle Donne
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Guys... the scene with the car and Soccio's music is one of the most beautiful cinematic sequences OF ALL TIME!!!! No debate. Anyway, in the film, the track is remixed.
Danny Boyle Trance
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But please! A highly enjoyable film that absolutely does not betray Boyle's visionary and entertaining style. Well shot, well edited, well characterized (except for the protagonist). The last quarter of an hour is pure delight, with stunning trainspotting-esque peaks. In such a shamelessly entertaining product, one shouldn't even analyze the plot holes. Here, at the height of fun among friends, one can analyze the hole of the Dawson.
James Cameron Aliens: scontro finale
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The extended version (available on the DVD box set), nearly three hours long, makes it the definitive masterpiece of cinematic sequels. At the time, due to commercial demands, they had to remove far too many important scenes. I recommend everyone to watch the extended cut.
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
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It disrupts the electronic landscape, the horrifically tuneful "tunt tunz" of recent years. It almost feels like I'm talking about an MJ album because the drummer on this album is the same one from Off The Wall and We Are The World. The inspiration is 60% Jacksonian, with the falsettos, the bass lines, the drums, even the fonts on the cover (a tribute to Thriller). Two DJs can't recreate an MJ record, because no one can, but proposing a similar sound in an era dominated by annoyingly awful digital music makes this album worthy of the praise I’ve written.
Madonna Music
Madonna Music
1 oct 12
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Fucking mess of techno pop bullshit. And now I'm going to dance to Don't Tell Me with my cowboy hat on.
Ridley Scott Prometheus
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I correct a mistake in the review: "SPOILER: the alien spaceship that crashes at the end is not the one from the first Alien. END SPOILER." Now it's definitely a fiascolavoro. But I feel relieved.
Joe Dante Explorers
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I correct myself: Fabio Fazio dubs some of the impersonations that the alien performs. The Standard voice of the big green man is by Paolo Buglioni.
John Carpenter The Ward
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I wouldn’t speak badly of this film, though. A touch of old school, impeccable direction, a simple yet well-told story captured by the camera, and tension-filled moments true to the director's style. In short... it may not be a new cult movie, but the product is still of good quality.
Michel Hazanavicius The Artist
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Mel Brooks had already done it.