Moonchild

DeRank : 1,23
DeAge™ : 7960 days • Here since 24 august 2004
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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I caught wind of the news about Rosalino Cellammare joining the Lair Of The Minotaur; it could just be a rumor, but I saw him downtown with the patched-up Trouble jacket. Anyway, Brook didn't throw them away, she keeps them in the basement, behind the lawnmower. Idiot, go check it out later, don’t let her fool you.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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You haven't called me an idiot since I made the sponge cake with nutmeg. Yesterday Ridge called me saying he feels you are gloomy these days, what's going on?
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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No, but always remember that I am your mother.
Queens Of The Stone Age Queens Of The Stone Age
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But it wasn't that Josh Homme decided the time had come, he had a pinch-off contest with Garcia and poof. Kyuss vanished into thin air.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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Go tell my grandma that now she's at Goran's house (the psychedelic guy) who ufofumatta all day long.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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I used to go to the stands in the stadiums of the south to feel the warmth of the southerners in my ass. Up north, there are no gay ultras.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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I hadn't understood about the host protection either, but now they'll erase everything and I'll always be the one who signs with a penis—I even included it in my signature. When I think about it, I don't know anyone who can actually do a signature with their dick; at most, with their toes.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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Ah, thanks for the multiple embarrassments over there, now everyone will see me as "the guy who signs with his bird." Make sure to note this joke to use as a signature.
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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Since Del Piero has been playing better, he's been losing his hair. Guess why?
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
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eh.