Moonchild

DeRank : 1,23
DeAge™ : 7961 days • Here since 24 august 2004
Mastodon Leviathan
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Sylvian, don’t vent about the fact that you’re not hooking up with those low scores on my review. Come on, I know you do reviews for Torrini and then you’re a sludger number one. But I’m not criticizing Torrini, you know? I suggest you hang out with mama of c**k. A woman with a gothic D.
Mastodon Leviathan
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VV, the Nodes are great, but they do Thrash-Death, so I don't think you'll like them. Kosmo, I understand what you're saying; on the contrary, they make me feel alive, with titles like "I am Ahab." Caz, that's not fucking true. Your mom is very Sludge; the first time we went out together, she played "DopeSick" by EyeHateGod the whole trip. On the way back, she felt tired, so she put on Soilent Green—it was love at first sight. You know how much it hurt me to miss out on having a godson who was good in school and had his head on straight (the dark circles under your eyes were because you were buried in books all day, right?). One detail—why did your mom always have a headache?
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no nothing Saint Vitus, your mom didn't like them at all.
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Do you remember the afternoons spent on the beach fishing? Me, you, and Mom? Do you remember? Wow, you had an awesome fishing rod... Regarding the metalhead, I’m the one who goes to the gods with the t-shirt of the GOATsNAKE, it’s me! Hah! But above all, why am I writing like this?
Mastodon Leviathan
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Your mother was an important story, you know that, but that Ridge who was always hanging around her never sat right with me... I needed a change of scenery... whoa, are you calling me a metalhead? Damn...
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In fact, I was busy making your sister talk about the record!:DDD
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So guys, what do we think about Lucia? Do you think she can keep up with Lizzie?
Mastodon Leviathan
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Liz is under my desk. She's doing my nails right now, while humming "Weeeee liiiiveee."
Mastodon Leviathan
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I've always said that Li is a slut!
Mastodon Leviathan
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Ah, when you open the package, be careful, and also when you open the box don’t use blades or you risk cutting my little friend. Eh, I recommend you be careful!!!