Jaco Pistone

DeRank ™: 0,14 • DeAge™ : 5187 days

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Best Sports Simulation artist of all time
<b>Inzah</b>

4

Inzah

Pippo (ma solo quando era alla Juve)
<b>Oba Funke</b>

6

Oba Funke

Oba Oba Martins, nel derby
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    11 mar 11
    Nedved and Krasic.
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    11 mar 11
    I'm looking for them, but I can't find them!
     
  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    22 sep 12
    those atomic segoni by Borriello and Gilardino and Totti (shit) are essential in a ranking like this; if Di Canio is there for political reasons, then the pseudo-communist frauds C. Lucarelli and Maradona should be there too.
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    what do political reasons have to do with it, huh?
     
  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    22 sep 12
    No, it's just that I didn't particularly remember PDC being a simulator, that's all. PS, by the way, there are hot totti, DJ borr, and gila; even Pazzini wouldn't be out of place, even though I really care about him.
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    you remember wrong, for heaven's sake ;)
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    found Pippardino :)
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    Ah, but you're intersad. I'll fix you up...
     
  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    22 sep 12
    No, I'm from Lazio, (I support Inter but only intermittently, right now with that jerk Straminchioni it’s unbearable)
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    one does not sympathize in alternating phases, especially the sphincter. It's strictly forbidden. Anyway, Paolino Di Canio, also known as er chiacchiera, has also worn the Milan jersey.
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    and he even won more with Milan than with Lazzie. Go Hernanes anyway
     
  • hjhhjij
    hjhhjij
    22 sep 12
    Very nice ranking (but come on, take Messi out :D). Beautiful photo of Totti.
     
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    Messi is one of the greatest simulators of all time as well as one of the strongest football players of all time. Take a look on YouTube, there are quite a few embarrassing videos.
     
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      Yes, Messi is an absolute phenomenon, but if he gets in trouble a little bit, he starts to sulk and maybe begins to exaggerate and simulate. However, he doesn't seem to me like one of the greatest divers of all time, come on, at this point I'd rather have Busquets.
    • Jaco Pistone
      22 sep 12
      Busquets is a greater simulator (and he also adds in some forbidden hits off the ball), but Messi and Xavi are not to be underestimated. The most fair among the blaugrana is Iniesta.
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      I agree, it's just that Messi and Xavi start to act a bit bratty, especially when they face difficulties or the team falls behind. In those cases, I can agree with you.
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      More Leo than Xavi, I have to say. Ah, if they don’t give the Ballon d'Or to Iniesta this year, I’m going to get pissed off.
    • Jaco Pistone
      22 sep 12
      You never deny a small favor to FC Putalona (that's what they say in merengues' home).
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      To be honest, I'm relatively indifferent to football, and all the controversies that arise every time over penalties, "rigorini," offside, etc. really get on my nerves. It's no surprise that they say that at Real, I expected it, huh :D Anyway, Real is struggling a lot for now, oh well.
    • Jaco Pistone
      22 sep 12
      Real has always been the team that has received the most help from referees in the world, and now Barça is very envious of this.
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      I’ll repeat it, I’m not really interested in these things. They happen, I know, but honestly, I don’t care, or at least I try to! ;)
  • Jaco Pistone
    Jaco Pistone
    22 sep 12
    I hope in Drogba
     
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      Be sure, he almost won a Champions League by himself, but Iniesta deserves it more, with all the admiration I have for the Ivorian. Then Messi will still be in contention, given the 234 goals he scored last season and the 98 he has already scored in these 2 months, but if he wins it again, he's officially getting on my nerves :D
    • Jaco Pistone
      22 sep 12
      I don't agree. Even though I really like Iniesta, Drogba did something incredible at that age. Almost supernatural. In the end, they'll give it to Messi again; the Ballon d'Or is a joke. Debaser rankings are better.
    • hjhhjij
      22 sep 12
      The Ballon d'Or is a circus act, I agree with you, a bit like the Oscars for cinema, a load of nonsense. You don't measure a footballer's value with these things. Anyway, I'll make a prediction: Iniesta will win it (it would still be well-deserved; if Messi wins again, come on... even circus acts have their limits).
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