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Rating: I haven't listened to this album and didn't even know it had been released, if it weren't for the many excellent, clear, and meticulous De-Reviews that popped up on this magical site.
But since everyone is sending a review, I'm sending one too because, because I don't know why.
I like Dream Theater, in fact, I devour them.
Now give me a moment, since I haven't listened to the album and therefore I can't write anything about it, but I still have to fill the review, I'm looking for something nice to paste below.
Okay, here I am. I searched on Google for "something nice to paste" and I came across a page about SENSUAL SMS, I've decided to share a few of these with you.
- Do you really know what "a woman" is?? ...It's all that USELESS stuff around the pussy!
- Your body is made of fruits. At night you exude a scent of peaches.
- Your kiss descends from the throat to the heart like the water from a fountain.
- I'd like to fall asleep every night on your chest, feel the warmth of your body penetrate inside me, feel your warm and moist lips on mine, I'd want to feel your organ inside mine, and so on, forever. I love you.
- One night of sex is one book less.
- I still breathe your scent, I still feel your hands on me, I still hear your whispers. What would my life be without you?
- I want to kiss every part of your splendid body and stop "inside you", for eternity or for a moment.
- Deep my love, I die from wanting to make love to you. I want to see you, to enjoy, moment by moment, the pleasure of being with you.
- If U want 2 see paradise, kiss me. If U want 2 be in Paradise, fuck me.
- The real reason men love blowjobs: finally five minutes of silence!!!
- When we were making love, I said: "How beautiful!" But you: "I was about to say it, but you took the words right out of my mouth!"
And then my favorite one
- I thought about you all night and came to the conclusion that it was better if I had slept.
Otherwise there's this
She sends an SMS: "My love, if you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smiles. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
He replies: "Love, I'm on the toilet! What should I send you?"
If you need tips to make an impression I'm leaving the link with all the SMS! You can find it by clicking on this Link.
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Other reviews
By Francesco 1987
‘Breaking All Illusion’ ... can be considered not only the best song on the album but rather the best Dream Theater song at least since ‘Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence.’
‘A Dramatic Turn Of Events’ … instills new life in a darker and more reflective sound than usual, although never as leaden as in ‘Train Of Thought.’
By JURIX
Just as we were entering the hall, in front of the official ticket ripper, I realize I don’t have them anymore!
And here ends my DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS, for that night.
By Radioactive Toy
"‘A Dramatic Turn Of Events’ is the best album written by Dream Theater in many (and many) years."
"For fans, the album will be like a breath of fresh air taken in a mountain village, after breathing the smog of a chaotic and noisy metropolis."
By seppe76
"A Dramatic Turn Of Events is once again technicality in the service of melody, it is assault and surrealism, wonder and dynamism, reflection and abandonment."
"Dream Theater wanted to send a strong and decisive signal ... they are still one of the most fascinating realities in the world, still capable of captivating and involving."
By ilfreddo
Without exaggerating, the D.T. with this album ... opened my eyes.
It’s as if they discovered a new musical note to insert in the score, thus paving the way for countless evolutions for the future of all musical genres.
