Francesca Michielin
Arms stolen from agriculture. more
Fedez
Perfect example of how a nobody can succeed in Italy. more
Guns N' Roses
LIVE AND LET DIAIIIIIIIIAAAUUUUUUAUAUAUAHHH
The first three are alright (appetite still kicks ass), but then with ego, drugs, and Axl who’s messed up his brain, they’ve thrown everything away. more
Van Halen
4 clowns, that said, the first 3 albums weren't too bad. more
Vangelis
The greatest keyboardist and composer of all time more
Tangerine Dream
Crystal clear, relaxing and blissful. more
Subsonica
Annoying like few others more
Robbie Williams
The worst musician in the history of humanity, as well as irritating. more
Arctic Monkeys
Unfulfilled promise more
Blur
No thanks more
Giovanni Allevi
A foul-smelling product of a television campaign that once touted it as the "new Mozart," now forgotten and ridiculed by most. more
Fiorella Mannoia
Fiorella.. you may be hot... but you’ve really annoyed us... to be frank.. more
Cristina Donà
"Where is the bathroom?" more
Yoko Ono
The pleasant sound of a cat having its claws ripped out more
John Lennon
I've always found Lennon annoying, just like Jagger, the Stones, and the Beatles. Of those bands, I loved and still love only The Who because they conveyed something "different" to me. His constant pacifist tendencies, his hypocritical nonsense about love, about peace, and that psychopathic, quirky demeanor, especially from the point when Yoko Ono got in the way, were all grating. But he is Lennon; he's one of those figures that are so charismatic, influential, and extraordinary that you couldn't possibly give him less than a five. It's the same story with the Pistols, with Lydon... egocentric assholes, but too important to be dismissed or judged as if they had written crap. It's like when you saw Clint Eastwood always acting in the same westerns, the same films where he played macho, egotistical inspectors. In the end, you followed him because, despite being mono-expressive, as cold as an icy watermelon, and inherently yankee, he was Eastwood. The figure becomes a monument, a kind of living milestone; it's impossible not to be fascinated. And yet, I give him a 4 because he should have ditched Ono. more
Frank Zappa
The King of Music. Period. All the others in comparison are at best just skilled tradespeople. more
Alex Britti
Toilet blues more
William Shakespeare
"The wise man knows he is foolish. It is the fool who believes he is wise." more
Sting
Great voice and great talent paired with an egocentrism and an unbearable character, Fragile, Fields of Gold, Russians, and Englishman in New York are small gems. more
The Black Crowes
I didn't mind "Shake Your Money Maker" and "Emorica," but I regret to see how many hopes were placed in them and how quickly they disappeared from the "spotlight" after their first albums, which were certainly underrated, sometimes overly kitschy - ridiculous. more