Michael Jackson
Ilpazzo
Ilpazzo

Michael Jackson | DeRank™: 1,70

A "bizarre" artist, a unique and unrepeatable phenomenon, a showman who still churns out many little successors (clones) but no heir. His illness, vitiligo, has turned him into one of the many lightened blacks, but his case transforms into the greatest media phenomenon on racism. His uniqueness makes him a genius in art and bizarre in life, like all true artists. His alleged sexual habits earn millions for his accusers. The greatest pop star of all time. more
Michael Jackson
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enbar77

Michael Jackson | DeRank™: -0,04

He struck it rich thanks to a cannonade (or mishap?) by Paul McCartney. He became racist for no reason, changing the color of HIS skin. He became a pedophile for various reasons. He tried to change his features and now he really looks disgusting. A shameful being. more
Natalie Imbruglia
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djmushroom

Natalie Imbruglia | DeRank™: 0,00

Great pocket pussy more
Michael Jackson
macaco
macaco

Michael Jackson | DeRank™: -2,38

The shame of the Negro people more
Michael Jackson
Vince84
Vince84

Michael Jackson | DeRank™: 0,31

11-year-old soul with the energy of a 40-year-old, a genius of soul, r'n'b, pop and holder of all records at 20, a mature and defined artist at 30, lost on the road from 40 onwards. more
Naked City
macaco
macaco

Naked City | DeRank™: 0,00

One of the best combinations with musicians from different backgrounds, the most heterogeneous and homogeneous ensemble, the magical Zornian creature born from the mind of the mad alchemist. more
Motörhead
Kant
Kant

Motörhead | DeRank™: 0,00

The link between rock and metal. more
Fabrizio De André
signorprog
signorprog

Fabrizio De André | DeRank™: 0,00

Nothing comes from diamonds; from manure come the flowers. more
Antonello Venditti
London
London

Antonello Venditti | DeRank™: 9,92

One who has made a sideways career more
Manowar
sentence
sentence

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,00

Nothing, I just wanted to say that gustavotanz has saved the entire discography, practically. more
The Rolling Stones
il giustiziere
il giustiziere

The Rolling Stones | DeRank™: 0,00

I hope they've made enough money in their career... Timbaland would like to produce them... brrr more
Soundgarden
il giustiziere
il giustiziere

Soundgarden | DeRank™: 1,52

"Take the first two sight unseen." Too bad the masterpieces are actually the next two... anyway, the best of the best of '90s hard rock, simply. more
Manowar
Blackdog
Blackdog

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,51

Oiled muscles, a chest so hairy that the hairs are fighting amongst themselves, and so much leather (on the head and around the scrotum, of course): standard-bearers and guardians of epic metal + ultra & militant. The message is invigorating, like Uruk-Hai warriors; the artwork is refined with scantily-clad women kneeling before their master before the great battle against Godzilla et Al-Qaeda. Spiritual guide: Conan the Barbarian. more
Fabrizio De André
Birbabirba
Birbabirba

Fabrizio De André | DeRank™: 0,90

The offering of the word and its elevation. more
Marco Carta
Birbabirba
Birbabirba

Marco Carta | DeRank™: -0,59

A rough diamond. A promise that will be kept. A dream that keeps coming true. more
Marco Carta
Rorix
Rorix

Marco Carta | DeRank™: 0,77

The representation of the state that Italy is in today. more
Nine Inch Nails
Blackdog
Blackdog

Nine Inch Nails | DeRank™: 0,71

The restless genius of Trent Reznor: in the Nineties, the romantic & nihilistic anti-hero of industrial verb, in the Zeroes an tireless recycler of dark-wave. more
XTC
Blackdog
Blackdog

XTC | DeRank™: 0,49

High-end craftsmanship-Pop from Swindon, UK. Partridge & Moulding are the adventurous heirs of the Kinks and Beatles in a full post-punk swirl. Noble fathers of indie-rock + witty and creative, amidst neurotic wave guitarism, sixties psychedelia, bucolic calm, and killer choruses. more
The 13th Floor Elevators
Blackdog
Blackdog

The 13th Floor Elevators | DeRank™: 0,00

The garage-psychedelic elevator of Roky Erickson. more
Frank Zappa
Grasshopper
Grasshopper

Frank Zappa | DeRank™: 0,00

Imagination in power: for many just a slogan, for Zappa a program. Achieved more