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Venusiano Sarcastico

22 apr 09

Haddaway | DeRank™: 0,00

What is love...how many lemons... more

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Venusiano Sarcastico

22 apr 09

Rammstein | DeRank™: 2,33

When I listen to them, I always imagine being in a German steel mill, all dirty and sweaty, and beating with tremendous force an enormous hammer on an anvil. I don't know why. more

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cappio al pollo

22 apr 09

Death | DeRank™: -4,00

The opposite of Birth. more

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JohannesUlver

22 apr 09

Black Sabbath | DeRank™: 3,60

I can't speak up, I am not impartial. I have been a slave to the Black Sabbath for too many years. more

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cappio al pollo

22 apr 09

Children of Bodom | DeRank™: 2,17

useful as an empty coffee cup when you need to pee more

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il giustiziere

22 apr 09

Death | DeRank™: -2,21

Yes, but if you listen in headphones to "the sound of perseverance," your ears start to ring, and that's NOT good! more

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GustavoTanz

22 apr 09

Death | DeRank™: 0,00

Chuck left us too soon... more

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Workhorse

22 apr 09

Black Sabbath | DeRank™: 2,17

Can everything that wouldn't exist today without them be defined in 500 characters? more

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GustavoTanz

22 apr 09

Rammstein | DeRank™: 1,16

Powerful, heavy, melodic... and also great entertainers. Among the most interesting bands in the music made in Germany. more

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Workhorse

22 apr 09

Death | DeRank™: 6,65

A band (namely Chuck Schuldiner) capable not only of inventing much of a genre but also of completely avoiding its two main pitfalls: ridiculous lyrics and deadly boredom. more