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j&r

1 jun 09

The Cure | DeRank™: -20,81

..as indispensable as the Depeche Mode or the Smiths.. that is, a damn thing! more

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TheJargonKing

1 jun 09

The Cure | DeRank™: 0,00

Exceptional, perhaps a bit repetitive lately, but truly great. The first brilliant albums. Faith is their masterpiece. more

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John Smith

1 jun 09

The Cure | DeRank™: 2,23

indispensable. I can't imagine the world without the music of The Cure, Robert Smith is an amazing songwriter. these forty-four pairs of balls are useless. more

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Purpulan

1 jun 09

Herbie Hancock | DeRank™: 0,00

It also works as a substitute for Catnip! more

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Saputello

1 jun 09

Herbie Hancock | DeRank™: -0,65

It's an adjective, 7 letters, starts with a G, and if you add a T, it reminds you of your bird. more

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emanuele

1 jun 09

Shawn Lane | DeRank™: 0,00

Mmm, call me crazy, but I've never heard anything that comes close to him in modern music (classical excluded). more

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Saputello

1 jun 09

The Jesus Lizard | DeRank™: 0,00

Catchy. more

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holdsworth

1 jun 09

Ludwig van Beethoven | DeRank™: 0,00

Madò, Geeno gave me 3. I’m hanging myself too. more

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Gasta

1 jun 09

My Dying Bride | DeRank™: 0,80

But what a 5! These ones should be given lim(x->0+) 1/x = +∞! The masters of Music made Darkness. The monument to Despair, of momentum and at the same time of rejection of the Divine. A sweet little stab to the heart... more

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Gasta

1 jun 09

System of a Down | DeRank™: 0,23

4+: "System Of A Down" & "Toxicity"
2: everything else
Not a real fan, but the first two albums make me headbang happily :D more

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Gasta

1 jun 09

Evanescence | DeRank™: 2,82

I used to listen to them a lot. I have to stand up for them: they have never called themselves metal, as far as I know; it’s others who have labeled them that way. To me, they play a kind of rock that is sometimes "pandering," sometimes melancholic (the so-called "goth" or "dark" side), and sometimes a bit more pumped up (the elusive "metal" part), all sprinkled with a strong catchiness. I don’t think they’re that bad. I listen to them very little now, but I don't see a reason to spit on them. And then there’s Amy Lee.. _ more

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Bartleboom

1 jun 09

Vincent Price | DeRank™: 0,00

The most beautiful eyes in horror cinema more

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Joe Cavalli

1 jun 09

Yes | DeRank™: 0,00

The highest possible level when it comes to rock-progressive. Fully complete in every department: vocals and instrumentals. Unmatched masters of the genre. more

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Merito89

1 jun 09

Dr. Dre | DeRank™: -0,44

One of the greatest producers of all time, without a doubt. As a rapper, he's far less talented, but every album he's released has always been a genre classic, from "The Chronic" to "2001." Moreover, he's a great discoverer of talents (The Game, Snoop Dogg, Eminem)... more