mourning_palace
mourning_palace

Dimmu Borgir | DeRankā„¢: 0,37

there's a certain malevolent something in their sound that captivates me, sometimes almost "imperial"... the atmosphere of impending war/chaos/epidemic (any kind of disaster...) might have been their trademark... more
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giustiziere
giustiziere

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

Iā€™m sorry, but I cannot access external links or content from them. However, if you have a specific text you'd like translated, please provide it here, and I'd be happy to help! more
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cappio al pollo
cappio al pollo

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 5,15

"When at the end of the school year Chuck Norris went to school to see the report cards, his were all Van Gogh, Monet, and Picasso. Originals." more
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giustiziere
giustiziere

Steven Seagal | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

The only one who could think of lasting at least two seconds in a fight with Chuck Norris. A legend, him and the series of "die hard on the high seas/in the Rocky Mountains/on the ice" etc... more
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Purpulan
Purpulan

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

Oh no, Gus, in Connect Four it only takes one move to win (the only one he knows), as long as heā€™s playing against Steven Seagal, of course. more
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alexx
alexx

Baustelle | DeRankā„¢: 1,21

well done, really well done. Even live. more
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Cornell
Cornell

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

Once I saw Chuck Norris punch Mike Tyson with his right hand, while with his left he trimmed his beard, and with his right leg he was kicking violently at Van Damme, all while dancing the Kalinka with his left. As Homer says: MIIITICO! more
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alexx
alexx

Metallica | DeRankā„¢: 0,56

all this fuss over nothing... more
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martin eden
martin eden

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 2,66

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will surely take yours too. If youā€™re thinking, "Impossible, Iā€™ve already lost it," youā€™re very mistaken. more
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S4doll
S4doll

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 3,17

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. more
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rebelde
rebelde

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 10,57

Chuck Norris rolls uphill. more
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j&r
j&r

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 8,40

..Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice!!! more
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Lord DarthVader
Lord DarthVader

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 17,31

The boogeyman checks before going to sleep if Chuck Norris is in the closet. more
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GustavoTanz
GustavoTanz

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 6,48

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four using only 3 moves. more
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DizionarioRock
DizionarioRock

Neu! | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

indispensable more
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Venusiano Sarcastico
Venusiano Sarcastico

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 10,14

Entering a Ford dealership to buy an Escort, Chuck Norris came out driving Patrizia D'Addario. more
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alia76
alia76

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

I've always wondered how old I am. Maybe 600? more
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Psycroptic
Psycroptic

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

Mathematics is not an opinion, except for Chuck Norris. The universe was born from the Big Bang, the Big Bang was caused by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. more
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SUPERVAI1986
SUPERVAI1986

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

WATCH OUT FOR HIS SPINNING KICK!!!! more
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Hetzer
Hetzer

Chuck Norris | DeRankā„¢: 0,00

Bearded granite, an endless source of lethal nonsense.
I want to add that this cascade of facts was exactly what I wanted. Honors to Chuck who, by the way, won the Nobel Prize for genetics while bumping into an old friend along the way. more
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