Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. more
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rolls uphill. more
Chuck Norris
..Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice!!! more
Chuck Norris
The boogeyman checks before going to sleep if Chuck Norris is in the closet. more
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four using only 3 moves. more
Neu!
indispensable more
Chuck Norris
Entering a Ford dealership to buy an Escort, Chuck Norris came out driving Patrizia D'Addario. more
Chuck Norris
I've always wondered how old I am. Maybe 600? more
Chuck Norris
Mathematics is not an opinion, except for Chuck Norris. The universe was born from the Big Bang, the Big Bang was caused by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. more
Chuck Norris
WATCH OUT FOR HIS SPINNING KICK!!!! more
Chuck Norris
Bearded granite, an endless source of lethal nonsense.
I want to add that this cascade of facts was exactly what I wanted. Honors to Chuck who, by the way, won the Nobel Prize for genetics while bumping into an old friend along the way. more
Matt Groening
A man to be framed, who has changed the world of animation. Patience for the decline of the Simpsons, they remain modern mythology. more
J-Ax
"Fake alternatives play at being stars, famous types, big show but only funeral arrangements" (kaos) as I’ve already said with Articolo 31 they made one great album and the two following albums are passable... everything else is plastic music. more
Layne Staley
It left us SO quietly... But HOW much with "that voice" it left us!!! more
Layne Staley
Melancholic, desperate, and sublime ghost. more
J-Ax
but please... more
J-Ax
Moreover, he has always had atrocious hair. So atrocious that now he prefers to be seen always wearing a winter hat even in 40 degrees. more
Layne Staley
Member of Alice in Chains, He died on the 5th of April 2002. more
J-Ax
Infamous bourgeois whose only, filthy talent is to produce, sell, and advertise crap.. The minus habens who respect him smell his feces, while he snorts money by the handful.. And don’t come telling me “Oh but with the Articles…” because it was disgusting as hell there too.. more
Morbid Angel
Pete "Commando" Sandoval + Trey Azagthoth FTW! Great, my favorite guitarist remains Brunelle, better than Rutan. more