Marilyn Manson
The MTV antichrist created for 13-year-olds who still wet the bed more
Led Zeppelin
I wouldn't exactly call them Hard Rock (that title goes to Deep Purple, for me), but they are an iconic band. They also had the best drummer in the history of Rock. more
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
the prog from Mars more
Jeff Beck
A good technical guitarist, but soul-less. I wouldn't even put him in the same sentence as the unmatched Hendrix, not even after a couple of bottles of vodka. more
David Bowie
GENIUS. more
Pearl Jam
Great rock band, that's all there is to say. more
Pearl Jam
The last heroes of a world that is slowly disappearing, yet they do not give up the fight. more
Marlene Kuntz
a word ash, the most beautiful piece of the Italian alternative. more
Chuck Norris
From the vine comes wine. Chuck Norris extracts beer from bolts. more
Marlene Kuntz
They are like their name: incomprehensible.
I fully quote "Marlene Strunz." more
Afterhours
Technically crap, pathetic singer, songs based on four shitty chords. The classic rich kids who think they’re alternative but are actually polluting the world. What assholes. more
U2
They've always pissed me off, what the hell kind of music do they make? Who knows! Can they play? Who knows! Can they manage their image? Certainly, they're famous for that!
Pitiful, useless, they add nothing to music. For 30 years the same damn songs. more
U2
four Irish idiots more
Sonny Clark Trio
the sweetest right hand of the west more
Lady Gaga
I saw her without makeup and she's utterly hideous. more
Lady Gaga
she has beautiful hair... more
Lady Gaga
Lady Poop with sinusitis in Rome more
Lady Gaga
My compliments to the vocoder, the makeup artists, and the millionaire producer negronis. That's what matters today, right? more
Marilyn Manson
he does everything for money, available for a collection that SILENCES him more