Lady Gaga
The triumph of plastic, trash, and Photoshop. "Paparazzi" is pretty, but everything else is horrible, and "Poker Face" is the worst of the worst of the 2000s. The only commendable aspect might be the look, but even that is getting worse day by day. Lady Gaga is conducting a social experiment to see how low she can go, how artistically dreadful she can be and still be supported by her fans. Indefensible. more
Santana
The former Guitar Shaman, now a clueless one like so many. more
Slayer
A thrash band so historic and established that it could afford a punk-HC cover album, "Undisputed Attitude." Which is a masterpiece. more
Ravi Shankar
Reaching Nirvana with a sitar more
Slayer
Faster than a run by Jankulovski down the wing! more
Ravi Shankar
Hallucinogenic. more
Santana
Embarrassingly overrated. more
Santana
A wizard practicing the guitar, absolute master of Latin Rock. more
Miles Davis
So What? more
Gene Krupa
Second only to Buddy Rich! more
Gene Krupa
The most brilliant jazz drummer of all time. more
KISS
MYTHICAL. more
Johann Sebastian Bach
I remembered him as blonde, with long, straight hair, and honestly more youthful.. more
KISS
A band that in 2009 is able to deliver an album like "Sonic Boom." In these cases, you can say Born To Rock! more
Bathory
It can't be defined in 500 characters... more
Johann Sebastian Bach
Good as a singer, but I only like the 1st and 2nd Skid Row. more
Johann Sebastian Bach
Never heard of it. more
Johann Sebastian Bach
The one about flowers, right? more
Johann Sebastian Bach
God is real: he is German, he was born in Eisenach, and his name is Johann Sebastian Bach. more