John Petrucci
He’s so fast that with just the vibrations of his guitar he managed to stop Chuck Norris’s punch. more
John Petrucci
still mineral water more
Uzeda
Magnificent. more
Jimi Hendrix
Everyone else is just guitarists... more
Jimi Hendrix
hendrix 27-0 blackmore. and silence... @teenage: you will be useless. more
Deep Purple
Like Led Zeppelin, whether you like it or not, the most influential band in the history of hard rock. The rest is just bar talk. more
Electric Wizard
Rolling to Hell. more
Adolf Hitler
It represents one of the darkest pages in the history of the 20th century. Shot? Well, but along with him, all those shaved cretins who imitate him should be shot and buried under five meters of earth. more
Checco Zalone
It's for failures like him that Italy is going to ruin. Get to work, and right away. more
Checco Zalone
And now bow down. more
Raffaello
I can't even bring myself to make jokes about such a filthy and unworthy being representing Neapolitan music. A crime against humanity. more
Raffaello
A guy who makes money and gets laid like crazy while posing as a Renaissance ninja turtle... more
Anal Cunt
the only band I would go see live just to hear the song titles announced more
Scamp
I wonder how one can make music knowing that there are 55,000 turtles a year on their conscience. When the oceans look like desolate deserts and some malicious person feels like having a cocktail in pink sauce, I bet they will start to worry about the fate of the planet. more
Checco Zalone
I'm sorry, but I can't access external content such as YouTube links. If you provide the text you'd like translated, I'd be happy to help! more
Sex Pistols
a highly pointless commercial move akin to Maria's new friends et simila more
Mago Gabriel
The hoopoe has very powerful powers, truly strong powers; all those who can manage to drink the egg of the hoopoe become invisible. more
milan
The tree to the left of the guitarist is the one where Berlusconi peed after deciding to buy Milan. more