Slipknot Tribute Band
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Dylan Thomas
A poet does not say they are a poet. Cursed! more
blink-182
Blink-182: not shit. A full-on glaze of diarrhea. more
Sum 41
A cheerful, emetic, sparkling, diuretic ensemble of poor bastards crapped out by the MTV generation. more
Dio
The only God. Holy hell, what an enormous loss... what a world of shit. more
Angry Samoans
I’ve seen groups of clueless kids who don’t count for shit in the history of music acting all high and mighty...old school is back! more
Airbourne
Among the millions of AC/DC clones, they are undoubtedly among the best, but they're still just clones and therefore don't deserve more than a few casual listens. more
Dee Dee Ramone
"One two three four!!!!!!!" more
Sum 41
the worst pop punk band ever seen, and that's saying something... more
Paolo Nutini
A voice so wonderful and songwriting so delicate that it almost disgusts the most. more
Hans Zimmer
Mr. Soundtrack more
Last Exit
try to bring together in one group three mad heads like those of peter brotzmann, sonny sharrock, and bill laswell... what will come out of it will be something absolutely sensational. the album "last exit" from 1986 is here to testify. more
The Dillinger Escape Plan
One of the most original bands in the extreme scene, "Calculating Infinity" is one of the most important and spectacular debuts in recent years. The collaboration with Patton yielded the EP "Irony is a Dead Scene," which opened up new "melodic" horizons for the band. "Ire Works" is then a magnificent work. Brilliant. more
King Crimson
21st century schizoid man. more
Blue Öyster Cult
The Cult of the Blue Oyster: one of the most beautiful names in the rock scene, indeed... in the panorama. more
Darkthrone
transilvanian hunger aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h.......soul....cold....the mountain is cold.... more
Joe Lynn Turner
Archetype, prototype, genotype, phenotype, and fundamentally isotopic phototype (and seemingly cheerful) of the soft, hard & heavy frontman. more
Aesop Rock
A very angry American white rapper, like El-P. more
99 Posse
Overrated. However, they've done something salvageable. more