ziobestia
ziobestia

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Chuck Norris was once crucified, rested for three days, and then he resurrected. more
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snobthegob
snobthegob

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 2,94

Chuck Norris can crush other people's naps! At his wife's explicit request, Chuck Norris goes to bed at night in armor. In vain! When Chuck Norris gets caught by the speeding camera, the photo always shows Steven Seagal! Chuck Norris can watch any movie in 3D while comfortably sitting on his couch, just by wearing fake glasses with a big nose. With the TV turned off! more
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panapp
panapp

Subsonica | DeRank™: 0,66

Despite not always being up to par, in their best moments they reach truly lofty and memorable heights. They have had, they have, and they will always have my esteem. more
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GustavoTanz
GustavoTanz

Eels | DeRank™: 0,00

Music that shines in the dark periods of one's existence. more
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Nickname
Nickname

Codeine | DeRank™: 0,00

When I see the sun / I hope it shines on me... more
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Claypool
Claypool

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 10,40

If Chuck Norris goes to bed with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's run out of women. more
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Emerson
Emerson

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 12,32

Chuck Norris never reads a book: he stares at it until he gets all the information he needs. more
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Xabaras
Xabaras

Orphaned Land | DeRank™: 0,00

It had been a while since a group moved me like this, using such unique and diverse sounds. Exceptional. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Mark Knopfler | DeRank™: 2,43

Guitar artist without the mental gymnastics of Petrucci. more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Gian Lorenzo Bernini | DeRank™: 0,00

Megalomaniac. more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Meshuggah | DeRank™: 1,61

Great hyper-technical granite commotion. All in all: a pain in the ass. Where's the heart? more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Guns N' Roses | DeRank™: 7,64

Enjoyable in small doses. If you're over 16 and love them to madness, though, get yourself treated. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Motörhead | DeRank™: 0,00

The most outrageous and raw group in history, the one I identify with the most. more
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Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano

Motörhead | DeRank™: 0,00

ROCK'N'ROLL!! more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Eels | DeRank™: 0,00

Good and depressing shithead. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 0,00

Among the fathers of metal, they've now reduced themselves to mere exercises in style... but throughout the '80s they didn't miss a beat. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Black Flag | DeRank™: 0,00

"$35 and a six pack to my name six pack!" more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Anggun | DeRank™: 0,00

Big rat more
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Meco
Meco

Eric Clapton | DeRank™: -3,32

you don't have children with Lory Del Santo more
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paul91liam
paul91liam

Anggun | DeRank™: 0,00

the best pop singer by far, maybe one of the few tolerable and pleasant ones....great artist, beautiful voice more
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