Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can crush other people's naps! At his wife's explicit request, Chuck Norris goes to bed at night in armor. In vain! When Chuck Norris gets caught by the speeding camera, the photo always shows Steven Seagal! Chuck Norris can watch any movie in 3D while comfortably sitting on his couch, just by wearing fake glasses with a big nose. With the TV turned off!