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vitols4

Franco Battiato | DeRank™: -1,36

Overrated. He can't sing. He can hardly play (or very little). Celebrated for lyrics that I believe he doesn't even fully understand. Culture is always a commendable thing, but if it forces you to be scholarly, then you don't realize that you end up publishing things that are truly unbearable. Alternative, yes, and a brilliant experimenter, but it's not enough. At night, when he thinks about the bank account he has amassed by taking us all for a ride for decades, he laughs like a hyena. And for this, I find him likable... more
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ILM_igliore
ILM_igliore

Johann Sebastian Bach | DeRank™: -5,99

Too good, too perfect, too lofty, too... I hope he was at least on drugs... A JACKASS! Far and away superior to Mozart and Ludovico VAN PETOVA!!! YA!! VAN PETOVEEAAEEN!!! more
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Nicola Laiosa
Nicola Laiosa

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,00

there are no excuses that hold, the favorite group of the laborers. more
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Claypool
Claypool

Pooh | DeRank™: 22,74

Ask Paolo Bitta. more
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Stefano90
Stefano90

Lucio Battisti | DeRank™: 0,71

Fabia, what the hell are you saying? You are not just anyone. more
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vitols4
vitols4

Blur | DeRank™: 0,00

Overrated at the beginning, underrated in the end. Everything revolves around Albarn who has talent, a voice, in short... The first guitarist is great, a little genius. I saw them live and the energy was contagious and unexpected. more
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Claypool
Claypool

Orson Welles | DeRank™: 3,44

The hellish Welles. more
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vitols4
vitols4

Pennywise | DeRank™: 0,76

Instructions for using modern punk rock. Especially for drummers and guitarists. A band with a "punch" that even the Bad Religion of their golden days couldn't offer to the die-hard moshers. more
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Mirror's_Chest
Mirror's_Chest

Kevin Spacey | DeRank™: 0,00

"look at me, I'm jerking off in the shower, this will be the highlight of my day, after that, it’s all a mess" more
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vitols4
vitols4

Paul McCartney | DeRank™: 0,00

The King. And all the other musicians in the world applaud. more
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Taxirider
Taxirider

AC/DC | DeRank™: 0,15

I have always thought they sucked. more
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JohannesUlver
JohannesUlver

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,41

Crazy enthusiasts, comic book musicians, grown-up kids, ridiculous strongmen, gym-obsessed jocks, pumped-up idiots, disturbed fanatics, fur-clad barbarians, brainless bodybuilders... Yes, it may be so, but isn’t this also Metal? Hail! more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Orbital | DeRank™: 0,00

One step below the Underworld but still giants of 90s techno. more
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Mirror's_Chest
Mirror's_Chest

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,20

For those who say "well, their early albums were good," I respond with a famous line from Benigni: even Hitler must have greeted someone on the street, just passing by. Ridiculous, to say the least. more
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salafumatori
salafumatori

Lady Gaga | DeRank™: 0,00

Instead of a microphone, I would gladly gift her a whip and handcuffs. more
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JohannesUlver
JohannesUlver

Unleashed | DeRank™: 0,27

Fidelity and consistency. more
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Schizoid Man
Schizoid Man

Enzo Jannacci | DeRank™: 1,79

How dare you, priest, I’m a former fighter... I fought in the First Crusade and also in the Third... Not the Second because I was sick! more
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piendepei
piendepei

Deep Purple | DeRank™: -0,15

shadows of faded purple more
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Psychopathia
Psychopathia

Diamanda Galás | DeRank™: 0,00

Formidable! more
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Deep-Frenk
Deep-Frenk

Vanadium | DeRank™: -1,04

For once, just once, we manage to unleash a proper metal band. A band that could kick everyone’s ass at that time, bringing metal back to its roots after the Glam waves of the '80s... and we screw it up! We’re the same old assholes! Vanadium For Ever more
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