JohannesUlver
JohannesUlver

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,41

Crazy enthusiasts, comic book musicians, grown-up kids, ridiculous strongmen, gym-obsessed jocks, pumped-up idiots, disturbed fanatics, fur-clad barbarians, brainless bodybuilders... Yes, it may be so, but isn’t this also Metal? Hail! more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Orbital | DeRank™: 0,00

One step below the Underworld but still giants of 90s techno. more
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Mirror's_Chest
Mirror's_Chest

Manowar | DeRank™: 0,20

For those who say "well, their early albums were good," I respond with a famous line from Benigni: even Hitler must have greeted someone on the street, just passing by. Ridiculous, to say the least. more
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salafumatori
salafumatori

Lady Gaga | DeRank™: 0,00

Instead of a microphone, I would gladly gift her a whip and handcuffs. more
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JohannesUlver
JohannesUlver

Unleashed | DeRank™: 0,27

Fidelity and consistency. more
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Schizoid Man
Schizoid Man

Enzo Jannacci | DeRank™: 1,79

How dare you, priest, I’m a former fighter... I fought in the First Crusade and also in the Third... Not the Second because I was sick! more
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piendepei
piendepei

Deep Purple | DeRank™: -0,15

shadows of faded purple more
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Psychopathia
Psychopathia

Diamanda Galás | DeRank™: 0,00

Formidable! more
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Deep-Frenk
Deep-Frenk

Vanadium | DeRank™: -1,04

For once, just once, we manage to unleash a proper metal band. A band that could kick everyone’s ass at that time, bringing metal back to its roots after the Glam waves of the '80s... and we screw it up! We’re the same old assholes! Vanadium For Ever more
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Deep-Frenk
Deep-Frenk

Vasco Rossi | DeRank™: 3,44

Fiasco Rossi more
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imarco88
imarco88

Kenshiro | DeRank™: 0,00

ken forever....uattaaa!!! more
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imarco88
imarco88

Jet | DeRank™: 0,00

they can play decently more
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lemonverde
lemonverde

Tullio de Piscopo | DeRank™: 0,00

Without a doubt, the greatest Italian drummer and undeniably a great one even when compared to international legends. It's a shame about some questionable choices in recent years. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Tullio de Piscopo | DeRank™: 0,31

It has nothing to envy to the celebrated foreigners Pino Daniele - Viento 'e terra (inedita - Zurigo)
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Yosif
Yosif

Diablo Swing Orchestra | DeRank™: 0,00

Ridiculously brilliant more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

MC5 | DeRank™: 2,96

A violently spinning kick in the ass. Meshuggah seem like Drupi by comparison... Gunpowder in the ears and hydrochloric acid in the eyes, this is the devastation of "Kick Out the Jams." more
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coglionazzo
coglionazzo

Clint Eastwood | DeRank™: 0,35

I am Gunny Highway, and I have drunk more beers, bled more blood, screwed more whores, and thrown more punches than all you little shits put together. more
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Claypool
Claypool

Clint Eastwood | DeRank™: 0,96

The man without a name. more
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Steve Miracolo
Steve Miracolo

Schizoid | DeRank™: 0,00

Counterfeit goods of questionable origin. Beware of imitations; the real Schizoid also bears the Man inscription burned into the chest. more
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coglionazzo
coglionazzo

Paul Hardcastle | DeRank™: 0,00

for me a question mark in his "genre" but it seems he himself didn't care more
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