Rutger Hauer
"I have seen... things that you humans could not imagine...". He was the first to see Chuck Norris. more
Chuck Norris
If Bruce Banner loses control, he turns into the incredible Hulk. If the incredible Hulk loses control, he turns into Chuck Norris. If God said we are all brothers, it's because Chuck Norris is an only child; The Titanic sank because Chuck Norris took it head-on while swimming upstream. more
Joe Pesci
the main attraction of Chuck Norris's aquarium more
Chuck Norris
Amateur: Mrs. Ganush, the Ginosaji, and any of the Alestorm can give them to you whenever they want. more
Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pots all 15 balls in one shot, it's checkmate! more
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. more
Chuck Norris
Do not take the name of the Most High in vain. more
Simon & Garfunkel
Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that more
Chuck Norris
Yes, yes, spinning football, etc., but he only told him that he has never met Maurizio Merli. more
Chuck Norris
Jimi Hendrix played the guitar with his teeth. Chuck Norris also plays the guitar with his teeth...of Jimi Hendrix! The rearview mirrors on Chuck's pickup not only reflect but also draw conclusions. more
Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris swears, he insults a subordinate. more
Madonna
Some things from the '80s are listenable and even fun, but considering everything and its black belt attitude of ambition, I can't give it more than a 1. Probably the largest gap in history between records sold (I think 300 million, roughly?) and actual artistic quality. more
Madonna
He could sell a kilo of shit at the price of gold. 1 for his music. 5 for the businessman. I’m averaging it out. Alfrè, vote for whoever the hell you want, right? more
Enrico Ruggeri
as a lyricist, he is always better than that fake intellectual Battiato more
Madonna
You consider "stars" to be people that no one knows, but "businessmen" to be those who have managed to do something in life. Madonna has always been there. She has always been heard on the radio. Every one of her songs had something new and old at the same time. Even my grandmother, who listened to Claudio Villa and Dalida, knows her. Everything she wore became a trend, from cowboy style to chains, to henna (I don't know if that's how you spell it) on her hands to army style. Madonna was, is, and will always be a star. Period. more
Tony Tammaro
I met a thousand girls thanks to his music. Legendary, bro. Great DJ Sacchett' and Miss Assorbente. Long live Tamarradio. An Institution. more
Opeth
Good job, but it's not my style. In any case, much more interesting than Dream Theater. more
Valentina dorme
I love them. It's a shame I discovered them so late. Favero's lyrics and the guitar constructions drive me crazy... more