I cugini di campagna
A castrato and three other long-haired burini, pailettoni, who have been annoying everyone for decades with "...aaaaanimaa miaaaaaaa, come home yyyourrr...." But have they written anything else? Terrifying. more
Skiantos
DON'T TRY TO DISTRACT ME I JUST WANT TO SKAKKOLATE MYSELF SKAKKOLATE MYSELF SKAKKOLATE MYSELF!! more
Kylie Minogue
A singer without qualities. more
Elio e le Storie Tese
Top-notch musicians, fools, brilliant, irreverent, cultured, vulgar, intelligent, unpredictable, ironic, unyielding... more
Kylie Minogue
Pop's Semidea, second only to Her Majesty Miss Ciccone. more
I cugini di campagna
If they had not existed, it would have been impossible to invent them. High-quality trash that the whole world envies us for. more
Ritchie Blackmore
A delicate touch and the ability to compose memorable solos that stick in your head and never leave...
The adoptive father of half of the hard rock guitarists of the '80s.
Jon Lord said: 'What Blackmore can do with the guitar approaches genius'... more
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Galvanizing melodies filled with indie-baroque excess and one of the coolest names ever. more
Jimi Hendrix
The Messiah of the guitar, and like every respected Messiah, he came only once and died for us. Amen. more
Jimi Hendrix
Something unique and spectacular...it's a shame that nowadays there is no longer that creativity of the past! In fact! There is no creativity anymore! more
Gigi D'Alessio
An example of poor use of cells, amino acids, and organic materials in general. more
Eva Henger
a huge pig that later became a respectable and puritan woman, she just needs a political candidacy and the cliché is complete. more
Tom Bevitori
He stole Alela Diane from me, and that's bad. It's as ugly as a hairy ass (he looks like Mandelli from MTV: immagine:33teaga immagine:36glla8 who’s who?). He’s depressed and depressing, even though he’s with Alela Diane. He has no talent and badly rips off Neil Young, Will Oldham, Van Zandt, and other great cowboys. He’s a pretentious loser who can't write music, has no voice, is a total drag, acting like he’s Lennon resurrected. BUT ABOVE ALL, HE’S WITH ALELA DIANE! FUCK OFF! more
Pearl Jam
If only there were more groups like this. more
The Innocence Mission
Good American-made folk, "we walked in song (2007)" is absolutely worth listening to. Karen's voice is something enchanting. more
Dario Baldan Bembo
Looking him in the face, he always seems sad... Indeed, it mustn't be pleasant for one of the best Italian keyboardists of the '70s, composer of international hits like "Aria," to be remembered for a little song sung by school groups on a trip. more
Cristina D'Avena
I prefer puffed rice... more
Alex Britti
A doctor would call him an "idiot savant": he plays the guitar beautifully, but he can't string together two meaningful words... more
Irene Grandi
Cow for a lifetime. more
Gigi D'Agostino
"Gigi the Gigolo" of Fantozzian memory. more