Dire Straits
Jack A Lynn
Jack A Lynn

Dire Straits | DeRank™: 0,00

Good but not exceptional. Until Love Over Gold, they were a good rock band with never intrusive virtuosity, beautiful melodies, and lyrics that were as simple as they were effective. It’s a shame that in the last 2 albums they filled themselves with session musicians beyond all divine grace and became a way too grown-up pub band, as well as a delight for the well-off of all ages. more
Roger Waters
Hank Monk
Hank Monk

Roger Waters | DeRank™: 3,36

As a young man, he was rather ugly... now he's the spitting image of Richard Gere. more
Black Stone Cherry
Cornell
Cornell

Black Stone Cherry | DeRank™: 5,59

D-E-V-A-S-T-A-T-I more
Zucchero
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dark schneider

Zucchero | DeRank™: 10,58

It relates to the blues like thirty times me relates to Italian... more
Vasco Rossi
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Vasco Rossi | DeRank™: -8,61

Vasco is almost the embodiment of a rocker... if he had kept making albums like those from the '80s, he would definitely be one. Unfortunately, he has somewhat declined in the last 10 years, but he still embodies a man who does drugs and drinks a lot while cheating on his wife with the first prostitute he sees on the street... a rockstar, in short. more
Zucchero
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Zucchero | DeRank™: -2,61

A "very poor" artist... has very little to do with the blues. more
Janis Joplin
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Janis Joplin | DeRank™: -1,37

But is she a woman? I thought she was a man... well... I even prefer her to Plant! more
Roger Waters
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Roger Waters | DeRank™: -1,37

A fucking genius who knew how to be the soul of one of the greatest rock bands of all time! more
U2
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U2 | DeRank™: -0,15

4 Irish idiots who can do very little. more
Amore
MorgueOfAbsinth
MorgueOfAbsinth

Amore | DeRank™: -0,66

Deadly illusion, created by a handful of poets funded by bored princes and upheld by legions of individuals intoxicated with romanticism. A hypocritically graceful name that veils what monkeys or peacocks do: controlling resources or possessing physical traits that allow for the insertion of a penis into a vagina to produce little monkeys or little peacocks. But at the same time, it is the only reason that allows us to get up and shave in the morning instead of committing suicide. more
J-Ax
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J-Ax | DeRank™: 1,55

He managed to blend together the progressive rock of Pink Floyd and the healthy yet gritty rap... compliments and I recommend it... one of us <3 more
Fabri Fibra
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Fabri Fibra | DeRank™: 0,02

Another genius who managed to dumb down the already dumb Italian people with stupid tracks like "Tranne Te," but try listening to the other 13243525 tracks by Fabri Fibra and then let me know what you think. more
CapaRezza
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CapaRezza | DeRank™: 5,13

A genius... his lyrics are bombs that few know how to load with such accuracy! more
Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga | DeRank™: 0,00

The degradation of music made by artists... what do you find enjoyable in Lady Gaga? more
Pino Scotto
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Pino Scotto | DeRank™: -1,16

A man who had the dignity to work for 35 years in a factory while playing with his band and also possessing a great musical culture... genius! more
Povia
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Povia | DeRank™: 0,62

Brilliant artist. more
Carla Bruni
Danny The Kid
Danny The Kid

Carla Bruni | DeRank™: 0,12

a big annoying bitch more
Carla Bruni
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Fredo_

Carla Bruni | DeRank™: 3,23

ugly as hunger and as charming as testicular cancer. more
Carla Bruni
S4doll
S4doll

Carla Bruni | DeRank™: 0,00

Undoubtedly a very beautiful woman, crazy or gay whoever says otherwise. I bet the people who find her "ugly" in everyday life throw themselves down certain toilets... more
Carla Bruni
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splinter

Carla Bruni | DeRank™: 0,00

I have always seen in her a not very pleasant face, and she's not beautiful at all; my dislike for her has only grown since she humiliated Berlusconi for no reason at the G8. more