The controversial definitions

solveetcoagula

10 mar 12

Lo-Fi | DeRank™: 3,00

The first music (most likely a rhythm with rudimentary percussion) played by a Neolithic man - the first musician of humanity - would undoubtedly have been Lo-fi; in low-fidelity recordings, there’s the same charm of discovery. more

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Wimm

10 mar 12

The Jesus Lizard | DeRank™: 0,33

Jesus Lizard, the only band I went to the bathroom to take a shit while bringing my laptop with me to keep listening to them. One of the most visceral sounds ever. more

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Felo

10 mar 12

Les Rallizes Dénudés | DeRank™: 1,27

Avant-Nihilism made in Japan. more

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Felo

10 mar 12

Half Japanese | DeRank™: 0,00

Mad and bitter creativity! more

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Felo

10 mar 12

Lo-Fi | DeRank™: 3,00

Half Japanese. Is it possible that no one gives a damn about them on this shitty site? <3 more

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korrea

10 mar 12

Lo-Fi | DeRank™: 0,00

Guided By Voices, Paper Girl: when the acoustic kicks in. more

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BARRACUDA BLUE

10 mar 12

Milano | DeRank™: 0,00

How to define my city.....But lick my ass!!! more

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The Giant

10 mar 12

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band | DeRank™: 0,00

Heart-stopping, earth-shocking, earth-quaking, heart-breaking, inconditional-shaking, history-making, legendary. more

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Rorix

10 mar 12

Adele | DeRank™: 4,42

WHAT A DRAG more

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Hetzer

10 mar 12

Elisa | DeRank™: 0,00

Nothing new under the sun.. A good voice and an intriguing presence dedicated to a ridiculous, banal repertoire, perfectly in line with the extremely low level of today’s commercialism.. His song with that incompetent Sangiorgi is an increasingly less frightening horror of the success it has had among a large audience that no longer knows what decency is.. more

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pirata

10 mar 12

Milano | DeRank™: 0,00

the most beautiful thing about Milan is the train to Rome more

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Danny The Kid

10 mar 12

Elisa | DeRank™: 0,68

cover of Leonard Cohen: here’s one of the many reasons I absolutely hate it: turning "Hallelujah" into a pathetic meowing lullaby is an affront punishable by life in prison; after her, I expect Pausini to tackle "Life On Mars" or, why not, Titty Ferro with "Make You Feel My Love," after all, that other piece of trash Adele raped it too... more

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SydBarrett96

10 mar 12

Chuck Berry | DeRank™: 0,00

The essence of rock n' roll, even if it doesn't drive me particularly crazy. It deserves a 5 regardless. more

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SydBarrett96

10 mar 12

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band | DeRank™: 0,00

A beautiful and roaring rock 'n' roll machine: the dreamy piano of Danny Federici, the fun and engaging riffs of Little Steven, the precise drumming of Max Weinberg... then there's Clarence "Big Man" Clemons, the saxophone personified, a virtuoso of the instrument (Jungleland teaches) and, of course, the charisma and voice of someone like Bruce Springsteen. 5, 5 and 5. more

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SydBarrett96

10 mar 12

Elisa | DeRank™: -3,56

Good job, very good. I find that she has a beautiful voice (and I've seen her live twice, so I can say this with confidence). Our music scene sucks, but there are some gems to be found. By far better than those fake-alternative types like Caparezza and the Teatro dei Coglioni. To the usual pseudo-intellectuals who judge all contemporary stuff as garbage, I just want to say that she probably understands more than you do (see covers of the Doors, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, R.E.M., and, believe it or not, even VU). more