Jimi77
Jimi77

Bruce Springsteen | DeRank™: 0,01

At the time, I became his wife. more
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Mashi
Mashi

Lars von Trier | DeRank™: 0,00

Three and a half for me. A good director who unfortunately often gets carried away by his obsession against the immaculate bourgeois cruelty, which he translates into tedious and overly simplistic parody. more
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urlicht
urlicht

Cast — Imaginary Window | DeRank™: 0,00

The Genesis on vacation in Baja California? It might sound like the plot of a silly holiday movie! Instead, this Imaginary Window (1999) by the Mexicans Cast is a good album, featuring excellent keyboards, a beautiful Hackett-like guitar, a flute here and there, and decent vocals. Too bad about the production, which slightly holds it back. Rating: 7 more
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Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Biagio Antonacci | DeRank™: 1,84

Fake as a PVC tracksuit, you don't need to bother getting off your couch to buy the CDs of this gym locker room bro. He can haunt you even outside record stores, usually favoring peripheral bars and barbershops—the ideal setting for a voice weakened by chronic pharyngitis at the service of bland pop songs. At this point, we eagerly await a collaboration with Eros Ramazzotti, so we can have pharyngitis and rhinitis on the same album. A delightful 2-for-1. more
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Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Alessandra Amoroso | DeRank™: 0,00

I would give her a hit anyway, but on the head, just enough to make her stop meowing the usual sugary nonsense so dear to the generation of bimbiminkia of which she is an illustrious representative!!! more
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Mashi
Mashi

Burzum | DeRank™: 4,81

But f*** off more
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Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Eros Ramazzotti | DeRank™: 0,00

After a good Ramazzotti, there’s nothing better than a nice box of Imodium. And if you love allergic rhinitis (from coke) at the service of the banalitaliota song, buy a random CD; you can only find them in the best trash bins of rest areas alongside other illustrious denials of good music. And if you're lucky, you might even find it half price. more
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Night87
Night87

Dr. John | DeRank™: 0,69

The worthy heir of Professor Longhair more
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R13566776

John Lennon | DeRank™: 1,23

But stop talking about the pseudo-pacifist bullshit! It's the voice that matters when we talk about him! The voice and the music. He had one of the most beautiful voices of all time, and with the Beatles, he wrote songs of infinite musical depth. more
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Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Marlene Kuntz | DeRank™: 0,00

Someone said, "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." The musical squalor in which this poor country languishes is the humus from which these fake alternative bands (alternative to what, by the way?) spring forth, plagiarizing from Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, to name a few, managing to take root for 25 years. From community centers to the spotlight of Sanremo. Pathetic that anyone still believes it!!! more
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kurtisit
kurtisit

Curve | DeRank™: 0,00

galactic!!!!!! more
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MazingaZ
MazingaZ

Cypress Hill | DeRank™: 0,00

Damn, how many blunts have I smoked with my buddy while the cypress were breaking the car's bass... more
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MazingaZ
MazingaZ

Slayer | DeRank™: 0,00

Perhaps the group I have loved the most! It's unconditional love. Even a fart from Tom Araya would excite me! more
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BARRACUDA BLUE
One Shot branded Neon with no response upon release. The fantastic voice of Bob Jackson, his keyboards in endless duets with the guitarist, a touch of Dark Sound in a melodic yet original mood. One of my desert island records. more
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extro91
extro91

Nicole Scherzinger | DeRank™: 0,00

Hot chick from "surprise sex" more
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MazingaZ
MazingaZ

Burial | DeRank™: 0,00

It remains my favorite in the genre for now. Untrue I have consumed. more
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Marco Salzano
Perhaps Oldfield's most ambitious suite, inspired by the music of Native Americans with the rigor of minimalist Glass. The title comes from the magical formulas of spells, from which the repetition of the same motif is performed by various instruments in all possible keys, much like in nursery rhymes. With David Bedford leading the strings and choir, Maddy Prior singing a poem by Longfellow over the percussion of Jabula and the hypnotic vibraphone of Pierre Moerlen. more
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March Horses
March Horses

Helmet | DeRank™: 0,59

Meantime is one of the 10 most beautiful "heavy" albums of all time... more
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Marco Salzano
Marco Salzano

Pholas Dactylus | DeRank™: 0,00

Precious One of a Kind of the most elite Italian prog. Apocalyptic verses declaimed over a series of complex yet robust instrumental frameworks created by the great and underappreciated guitarist Lello Colledet. Notable especially is the final part of side B where, over a sinister and childlike vocal melody reminiscent of "Profondo Rosso," Paolo Carelli's over-the-top voice describes a desolate post-nuclear holocaust. more
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