The controversial definitions

korrea

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 9,02

Sheena Is A Pronk Rocker. more

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Don_Pollo

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 13,58

The alpha and the omega, the divine and the blasphemous, the melody and the cacophony, Pokémon Red and Pokémon Blue, Batman and Superman for something that is magnificent and shitty. Everyone knows who they are, but no one has understood. more

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Darkeve

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 11,81

The only interesting thing that happened in music, too bad that its founders were all idiots and met a horrible fate: Hj died from an overdose of tarts, gnagnera choked while taking off his Che Guevara shirt, the Tractor... well, he ran out of gas. Korrea committed suicide after losing a chess game against one of his beloved sheep. extro91 crushed by a statue of Marx at the philosophy department... bad story! more

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ilTrattoreRagno

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 9,34

if God is timeless, the pronk is the event he failed to witness and that has sneaked up behind him, penetrating him. The orgasm, we are sure, that resulted from it was the Big Bang of the Pronk. Melodious like that of a goat and as smart as Flavia Vento. PRONK IS THE WORD! more

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TheJargonKing

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 15,02

Consistent as a fart, evanescent as a cube of porphyry. A Sanpietrino thrown at a Ford Ka, a butterfly sucked into the turbofan of a 747, a stable horse defecating while walking on the glaciers of the Yenisei. The end and the beginning of what will start yesterday. more

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hjhhjij

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 10,65

EVERYTHING. NOTHING. A reason for life and death. The past returning in the form of raw avant-garde. The future becoming the past and the past traversing the future to become present. Diabolical minds coming together in something unattainable. more

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Falloppio

16 nov 12

Atomic Fireball | DeRank™: 0,00

(From the Editorial Team: Atomic Fireballs, with the final "s", thank you)
Swing and Jump Blues band from Detroit.
Soon I will review "Torch This Place," an album that makes an impression... more

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gnagnera

16 nov 12

Pronking | DeRank™: 19,41

the future, the past, and the present, not necessarily in this order, of music! join the pronk revolution more

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ZannaB

16 nov 12

Users | DeRank™: 3,00

A jolly bunch of assholes. The biggest you can find, by the way! more

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gnagnera

16 nov 12

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: -0,44

noooooooooooia more

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Incazzato nero

16 nov 12

The Progressives | DeRank™: -4,34

the minor genre par excellence of rock. It lasted only a few short years and left an insignificant legacy in the history of rock. From ’77 onwards, everything has been influenced by punk. more

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Incazzato nero

16 nov 12

Ramones | DeRank™: 1,28

the group that swept away the baroque crap of Genesis and Yes, influencing all rock music from '77 onwards. legendary and monumental. any idiot can complicate; simplicity is only for the greatest. more

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Incazzato nero

16 nov 12

Slint | DeRank™: 0,15

no imitations of classical music, no cloying melodies, no lyrics from a wealthy intellectual, no useless instrumental wankery... this is the true rock that progresses more