Opeth
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splinter

Opeth | DeRank™: 0,00

They should be called Zymil: they manage to make extreme metal digestible for those who can’t handle extreme metal and to make growl palatable for those who have never digested growl! More of a band for intellectuals than for pure metalheads! more
Opeth
nickfarrjones
nickfarrjones

Opeth | DeRank™: 0,38

The Petoh! More than enough, better the Queensryche and Symphony X for example. more
Slayer -Reign in blood
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hjhhjij

Slayer — Reign in blood | DeRank™: 5,64

But how did I end up putting one... Ziltoid was right to put brut. They’re not my cup of tea, but this album is bello bello and then it’s super fun. more
ROD STEWART -GASOLINE ALLEY
hellraiser
hellraiser

ROD STEWART — GASOLINE ALLEY | DeRank™: 0,00

Stewart has always been a very controversial artist; personally, I hate his period from '76 onwards, where he transformed from an excellent interpreter and rocker into a pop phenomenon. However, his English period with the 5 albums for Mercury (1969-1975) is great; fantastic tracks, great live performances, and this album is the truest demonstration of that. more
King Crimson
Rubik
Rubik

King Crimson | DeRank™: 0,00

The king is naked. more
Grace Jones
Rubik
Rubik

Grace Jones | DeRank™: 0,42

By name grace, in fact disgrace. more
Charles Schultz
Kino
Kino

Charles Schultz | DeRank™: 0,00

I prefer Mafalda to the Peanuts, but the 5 is mandatory. more
Sadistik
JMrBrown
JMrBrown

Sadistik | DeRank™: 1,28

Don't be fooled: what matters about his name are mainly the first three letters. My favorite artist. more
Blue Öyster Cult
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nik2

Blue Öyster Cult | DeRank™: 4,17

I discovered them very late and I was very favorably impressed. I consider some pieces to be milestones in the history of h.r. more
Uriah Heep
Renagade
Renagade

Uriah Heep | DeRank™: -1,61

A hearty minestrone with Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, and Procol Harum. Plus, a generous dose of choruses and vocal harmonies à la Beatles and half a ton of overdubs that make the sound so thick and massive that Spector's wall of sound is like tissue paper in comparison. Always too full, they never understood that music is also made of emptiness, pauses, and rarefied moments. What a shame, because they knew how to write valid pieces. more
The Stooges
Renagade
Renagade

The Stooges | DeRank™: -1,08

Rough, abrasive, menacing rock, with a strong initial impact. But after three listens, it has nothing more to say. They are more of a fetish band for those who love to pose as wild rockers, taken as a status symbol by fake desk rebels. Better off with Iggy solo. more
Richard Sanderson
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Richard Sanderson | DeRank™: 0,00

The time of apples? I would say the time of rotten tomatoes, by now... more
Graham, Davy
BetaPix
BetaPix

Graham, Davy | DeRank™: 1,48

Life is a circus and money is hello goodbye; I don't need a preacher to tell me the reasons why. more
King Crimson -Discipline
Mattone
Mattone

King Crimson — Discipline | DeRank™: 0,00

King Crimson return in a new guise, perfectly suited to the new context of the eighties, yet they do not cease to amaze and create pieces destined to become classics, characterized by a refined technique that is more understated compared to the past. more
Vasco Rossi
RIBALDO
RIBALDO

Vasco Rossi | DeRank™: -2,11

Even considering the early albums, I’d give him 3 stars. It’s true that for at least 20 years he’s mostly been making crap songs, but he always manages to throw in a nice one. It’s true that he’s a fake rock drunk and a piece of shit, but 1 is way too low for VASCO; be more objective, you bunch of RADICAL-CHIC FAGGOTS. If you give Vasco a 1, what would you give Ligabue... -2? Idiots... more
Lana Del Rey
Hetzer
Hetzer

Lana Del Rey | DeRank™: 1,62

Anal Dyarraea.. more
Il Genio
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Il Genio | DeRank™: 0,00

Well, they already have two of those classic smug faces that make you want to tie them to a chair and slap them. Then there's their music, though. And that's the real problem. more
Samuele Bersani
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rafssru

Samuele Bersani | DeRank™: -0,56

an exceptional lyricist, songs above average currently, for me he is worth more than the triad fabi-gazzé-silvestri, speaking of contemporary colleagues. more
Natale
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splinter

Natale | DeRank™: 0,00

Nice atmosphere and beautiful lights... But also a lot of hypocrisy, represented by the felt obligation to give gifts even to people you hardly pay attention to during the year and you might even avoid, like in-laws or brothers-in-law. A celebration likely created by the commerce lobbies to boost the revenue of shops and confectionery industries... more