Everyone has their sacred text in their youth. For me, it was the Fabbri rock encyclopedia (and the intimate Postal Market catalog... but that's another story) collected and bound by the older sister of my best friend. Our afternoons passed between a puff of a cigar stolen from dad's drawer and reading the History of Rock. We went crazy: photos with Randy California's big face, Lennon's psychedelic Rolls, the Canterbury section, etc...
But woe betide buying the records given the lack of means, at most some makeshift cassette. Once, however, I decided it was time to spend a couple of lire. After Zappa in the big book, there was this guy with a top hat holding a lampshade: who the hell is someone who instead of having a nice guitar in his hand is holding a lamp? It was obviously good old Heart Beef... Captain Beefheart!
The text accompanying the photo seemed juicy: new-thing, free rock, friend-enemy of Frank Zappa, record recorded in the Mojave desert, track titles like Dachau Blues and musicians named Mascara Snake, Drumbo, Antenna Jimmy, etc... We decided to get his masterpiece produced by Zappa "Trout Mask Replica": this is one of those albums that when you ask the shopkeeper for it, he immediately laughs in your face. We brought it home for listening, and my friend decreed halfway through the first track (Frownland) that the record in question was an incredible piece of junk. I had lost him. After this shocking record, he put away the rock encyclopedia forever, shifting his interests to more reassuring figures (Sting, Dire Straits, and fools of the like).
For me, however, that record opened up a world. What may seem like a bizarre operation at first listen is actually one of the greatest collections of American music (in this century the Music!) that has ever been heard. Absolutely not an intellectual undertaking unlike many boring experimental records and especially without the smugness of the hipster Zappa. This album is a wild ride to the origin of sounds, between guttural screams and gramophone-era orchestras playing twenty-first-century blues (Waits tried, but no dice).
Free jazz, commercial music, pre-punk, blues, Captain Beefheart ennobles and mixes it all. I no longer read the rock encyclopedia, I no longer hang out with my friend, but I still certainly listen to "Trout Mask Replica" knowing it will never be remastered.
Trout Mask is anything but an 'improvised' album; it is a masterpiece of premeditated erosion and courageous expansion of rock's boundaries.
It demonstrated how the formal barriers of 'rock' could and should be broken to refresh its primal explosive and irreverent charge.
You can no longer see things with the same eyes, nor hear things with the same ears, you are no longer you.
A standalone work of art, which you can hate or love, yet it stands there making history.
I don’t consider the Trout a masterpiece so acclaimed by today’s post-internet critics.
The captain was able to dismantle piece by piece every single song, deconstructing the blues canons and randomly reassembling them to the extreme consequences.
The captain was a totalitarian schizophrenic, and he demanded that every damn thing be perfect for the creation of his albums.
The most WTF album ever: even today, many critics wonder if this is a joke or a revolutionary work.
It is like facing an incomprehensible monolith similar to that of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Music as extraordinary as it is irregular, so little pleasant (in the classic sense) that you can’t even find it on Spotify.