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After months of unacceptable silence, our Poet, our Spiritual Guide, our Illustrious Prime Minister (DeBaserico, of course), His Holiness G, has finally had to yield to the pressostatic and pressing pressures regarding the infamous, still unanswered 10 QUESTIONS to which everyone demands an answer (any answer) that will determine and reestablish once and for all the overflowing, overwhelming, objective reality on and about the facts contested by the national and foreign press: from Papua to Azerbaijan, via Liechtenstein and Burundi, everyone wants the damn truth!
Gentlemen (hold on tight) here are the blessed 10 questions (the even ones).
But above all, the cursed 10 ANSWERS (always the even ones: no, kidding, the others).
0) MrG President, how and when did you meet your Ottoman alter-ego T?
1) T who?
2) During this friendship (or supposed one), how many times, on what days, and at what time did you meet? And where?
3) Met? Where?
4) How would you describe the reasons for your friendship (or supposed one) with the diabolical DeUtente (unnamable) E.T.D.?
5) Supposed, indeed!
6) Why did you discuss editor nominations with brother BartolomeoPestalozziDaPinerolo, who (besides not being from Pinerolo) is also not a member of the party of I.D.P.V.B. (Italia Dei PlusValori DeBaserici)?
7) He took an accelerated course with U.P.U. (the user, ed), he is entitled, I want to see who can argue otherwise;
8) When did you first have the chance to meet the hysterical baby B.?
9) I always confused him with Bartle(boom, ed) they both start with B and I go by initials with names;
10) How many times have you had the chance to meet (and, above all, where and let's add why) the esteemed Josaphat?
11) Josi ahhh josi..
13) You take care of the editors: do you also financially support their families (and, if so, why have I still received nothing)? Eh? Do I need to teach you good manners?
12) Only continentals;
14) Is it true that you promised that idiot scrap dealer to boost his career in the show (horror genre) and/or in Politics (PartiduSarduProSaIndipententziaDaSuKontinentiItalianu)?
15) It's true I admit it, surely you won't crucify me for this, right?
16) Kosmogabriella(Bella) claims that you associate with minor characters: are there also minors among them? And if so, how many? More or less than?
18) they are my true weakness;
17) The DeBaseriota people hypothesize that you "are not well" (but I'm not in great shape either) and that you should be helped: what are your health (mental) conditions?
20) dreadful, please help me.
20-bis) Vote for me. I'm a clean person. I respond! G.
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