Sabatino

Innamorato Fisso

Enters the station bar
and says: "From today, call me Rigoletto!".
He jumps onto a train conductor and says: "But Rigoletto
was a hunchback!". "I know! Actually,
give me some time and you'll see!". A clerk
who comes there at noon to eat her sandwich
and never talks to anyone tells me: "Idiot!
Tonight you take me out for an aperitif". I: "And then?".
She: "If you play your cards right, we might also get
a lemonade with proper manners,
with tact, measure, and decorum".
A gunshot is heard.
The bank director
who had been after her for two years
and she didn't consider it.

Maurizio Milani

He stopped writing on Debaser because he wouldn't be able to raise the average quality of the things he wrote unless Salinger died first, reincarnates in Morandini, Morandini dies too, and he reincarnates in him