Fantastici4

Fantastic 4

Don’t be fooled by the name...

Does it perhaps seem absurd a fusion of 4 DeBaser users like these? Will it be possible to understand the mysterious secret surrounding the genesis of this cosmic gathering of DeGuys?

After listening to the 33 rpm record of UnderWraps backwards, contaminated by nuclear residues originating from wrong tones on which their idol-divinity Ian Anderson sings, our 4 heroes were no longer the same: they were reborn, with new, not-so-super powers, and if possible, even more music-obsessed than before.

The Pibroch-Thing, a sneaky and friendly being made of solidified puddle mud, whose power is to beat everyone with Pavlov's Dog. The Invisible Shooty, which indeed cannot be seen, as it is invisible, but only until Tom Petty or Paul Rodgers are mentioned: then, even when it is present and visible, it's as if nobody sees it, or rather, doesn't want to see it. Got it? Of course not. Not to mention Mr. Robyastic, who on his blue cyclist suit wanted the number 86, but since forming a team of 86 superheroes to match the number would've been like gathering the Chamber of Deputies, with the usual beatings and internal fights, he had to settle for the number 4. And finally, The Green Torcianishi, condemned to make fire and flames because of a radioactive chili inserted up his butt, which forces him to leave garlic-garlic-chili trails, like in the best Sicilian CULInary tradition, perfect for seasoning our spaghetti.