Do you know Fanfulla from Lodi
a knight of great renown
one day he was led into a room
by a woman of easy love, vaffancul!
And he rides, he rides, he rides,
at last Fanfulla collapses
an old bagascia wakes him up:
"You owe me a hundred scudi!
Vaffancul!
Vaffancul, vaffancul,
vaffanculo,
Fanfulla answered pissed off,
I already gave you twenty scudi
the other eighty you can take in the cul. Vaffancul!
One day passes, two days, three
days,
Fanfulla's bird starts to itch
what could this new malady be
that makes his coglion itch so much. Vaffancul!
A famous doctor was called
who said to him: "Fanfulla my
dear,
here you need to amputate your bird
if you don't want to die of the drip!" Vaffancul!
The moral of this little story
harkens back to the law of Menga
whoever has it in the ass keeps it
and learns to use the Hatu'. Vaffancul!
