Venetian Snares
The Chocolate Wheelchair Album

LA RECENSIONE

PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PURU PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PRRR

And while my grandmother lies on the ground, bleeding and unconscious, we wonder at the Sunday lunch table how this could have happened.

Everyone still stunned by the gruesome scene. We look around, searching for the soufflé of sgranelle & spricatine which, having sensed how things are going THE SITU, thought it best to sneak away simulating a grè grè of ranelle certainly discreet. And then comes something

PUM PUM PUM TRRR PUM PUM TUPA

in the air that shakes the tranquil domestic environment! The diners fall to the ground, pushed by an invisible force! They writhe like Austro-Hungarian worms! Broken glass on the ground, entire trenches in terror! Noses here, nails there, and even some ammennicolo here, oh dear!

What could it be???

UO-I-I-UO-UO-I-I

TAM TAM TAM URU TAM TAM GHU TAM TAM TAM GRR PICUPICUPICU

A huge ...!!! To put everything in the freezer, otherwise it'll spoil, and then goodnight, Pantopon Rose!

And that is exactly the effect of about 3000 seconds of straight bass in 7/4 (or even in 7/something else!).

Let's call it the rough son of Aphex Twin, ok? A bit more of a southerner, a bit more (way more) breakcore, punches to the teeth galore! Gums, goodbye!

When "Hand Throw" starts, even the gabber kids dance. But they can't handle it, the wimps... they end up like my grandma, I bet! Unfortunateeee!

"And waking up in the morning tuturuturututtu with the desire to talk oooonly to youuu..." What the heeeell are you singing, beggar? get a load of

TAM TAM TAM PRR TATATAM BUM TAM TAM GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA GRA

And then his shins explode! His bronchi burst right there on his feet! His small intestine unwinds and chases the cows! And to think it was only at volume 13... I spit nonchalantly on the eyeballs of this heap of Andalusian dog, laughing drunkenly.

Moral: you got it...

THIS RECORD ROCKS!

Try it to believe it!