Venetian Snares + Speedranch
Making Orange Things

THE REVIEW

Venetian Snares + Speedranch = amphetamine explosion.

The two began discussing the collaboration on ICQ, a now-defunct instant messaging program, and it was through this platform that the writing and creation of the product were finalized.

The album is a true challenge for ears and stomach.

The scene is as follows: take two big handfuls of Adderall (used to treat ADHD) and swallow them with the help of gulps of absinthe, but the "old school" kind with significant amounts of "Artemisia absinthium" and thujone. Now, with all the possible adrenaline circulating, steal a Bugatti (or any other fast car like a rocket, I don't know much about it) and head to one of the world's most traffic-jammed cities. The music starts with “Fire Beats” and the nitrous oxide system (NOS) is automatically activated: the car becomes uncontrollable, weaving through traffic to avoid disastrous collisions, and laser gunfights erupt from every notorious alley in the city. You can't stop, you're dripping with sweat but you like it and don't want to let off the accelerator. Dumpsters start exploding, a fatal skid and a head-on collision with a lamppost. Your eyes snap open immediately, everything spins in your abdomen and you rush to the bathroom to violently vomit everything, with the resounding buzz of “Halfway Up the Stairway of Mucus” in your head, an instrumental interpretation of “Stairway To Heaven” more Noise than Electronic.

The account of a record that can be classified as Speedcore.

I need some herbal tea now.