Vagina Dentata Organ
The Great Masturbator

The new work by Vagina Dentata Organ (aka Jordi Valls, formerly of the Psychic TV crew and the whole madhouse revolving around Genesis P-Orridge) is unclassifiable. Fifty minutes of bell tolls, or a single bell, I'm not sure. With a background of crunchy breadstick, it seems. A breadstick that lasts fifty minutes? And what is it? A Sergey Bubka pole made of dough and yeast? A Flight cannon made of dough and yeast? Recommended: for those who need to spend fifty uninterrupted minutes in a tunnel in a car, where private radios have no signal. How I envy them... And has the latest (hopefully) U2 album as the only option for the CD player. Not recommended: for those who ask too many unnecessary questions, like "Why did I buy this CD?".