Trombe di Falloppio
Santi numi!

Once I had an inseparable friend, one of those you're always attached to because there's no one else to spend some time with. We were always together: at home, then at school, then home again, then school, and so on... In the morning, we would go together to fulfill our duties as good middle school students; his father would drive us. I waited on the street until I saw the amazing Duna bianca station wagon coming around the corner, which served as a school bus, then I'd get in and sit in the back, where "instead of seats there was a bench." All this went on for three years, so "I know very well that it's narrow and long." In 2001, the Duna already seemed like a pre-war car; my friend's father was a scrap dealer, he probably recycled it from somewhere. I wonder where it is now? Crushed and destroyed or in Iraq serving as a caliphate assault vehicle? What's certain is that it's an epic car worthy of a song, something that the Trombe di Falloppio thought about.

As for me, it's my job to write the review of "Santi Numi!" Since I've experienced the thrill of traveling in a Duna, I feel qualified, and I've chewed a fair amount of metal over time. It all started a little bit during those years; on the ski club bus, the Metallica were a hit, "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)." I never imagined it could turn into the deeds of a zoo keeper who loves his animals very much. These Trombe have imagination to spare! And class too, the thrash riffs in "Vomithunder" shred spectacularly, and who hasn't vomited after a binge?

Stories of Italian life lived in a crazy and irreverent hard 'n' heavy cocktail that brings good humor while maintaining the metallic DNA that makes those happy who have steel in their blood and a Manowar poster in their room. Produced by Elio e le Storie Tese, who reportedly hired ex-CIA and KGB agents to keep their claim as the top Italian comedic band. However, Elio doesn't do blistering solos, and blistering solos always win.